Willard "The Stench" Romney - Ryan Goes Rogue!

Hold the fucking phone teapots. Before you all get too drunk off tea juice, let me get something straight.

I didn't start the thread and link the article because I was stating it was fact....I started the thread and linked the article because it was fucking hysterical. Thus the big laugh. The reason the satirical article was written and the reason it's so damn funny is because anyone with ears and a thinking brain can see that it is PAINFULLY obvious that Ryan is not loving being Willard's #2. The tension between them started almost immediately. Ryan is having a hard time swallowing where he differs from Romney on his budget and esp abortion.

You can see that tension clearly here:
http://video.msnbc.msn.com/the-ed-sh...58816#48758816

Now the satirical article as mentioned was written after a "real" statement was made regarding Ryan having to wash off the "Stench" of Romney after the election. And it's the damn truth. Ryan knows it too.

The second post in this thread was of an all to real public appearance where the crowd chants "Ryan-Romney" before being corrected by the clumsy Romney. That says so much and again, it's fucking hysterical. Especially the response by Joe S (the conservative republican).

So don't get your panties in a twist, the point is that there are serious troubles in the Bro-Mance between Willard and his running mate. May feel he ticket is upside down (this includes Ryan!)

(Now this is where my little worshiper DOTY will come and respond and call me names and talk about Kool Aid and call the president Odumbo etc. He lives for dissecting my every word, he even has his avatar changed to be about me. I own him. And he's SO smart. I mean, think about it. If I want to leave my "mark" on a rock, what better way than to do it with pee! Brilliant! Only a really smart guy with a dictionary by his side could come up with something like that......here comes his response now!)

Hold the fucking phone teapots. Before you all get too drunk off tea juice, let me get something straight.

I didn't start the thread and link the article because I was stating it was fact....I started the thread and linked the article because it was fucking hysterical Originally Posted by markroxny

The big laugh is on you and your fellow Dim-witted Kool Aid drinkers, marks-rocks-with-pee. It's obvious you thought the article was real, and none of your remarks before this denial indicates otherwise, you dumb fuck.

The big laugh is on you and your fellow Dim-witted Kool Aid drinkers, marks-rocks-with-pee. It's obvious you thought the article was real, and none of your remarks before this denial indicates otherwise, you dumb fuck.
Originally Posted by I B Hankering

Right on queue, just as I said you would. LMAO

I own you DOTY

Right on queue, just as I said you would. LMAO

I own you DOTY Originally Posted by markroxny

And the dumb, barnyard rooster thinks he makes the sun rise when he crows, marks-rocks-with-pee.

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*YAWN*

*YAWN* Originally Posted by markroxny

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That's all you've got DOTY, this is why you are boring and so easy to own

That's all you've got DOTY, this is why you are boring and so easy to own Originally Posted by markroxny

You're like the dumb, barnyard rooster that thinks he makes the sun rise when he crows, marks-rocks-with-pee!


*bumped to show how dumb and moronic marks-rocks-with-pee really is*

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...1&postcount=13

The author's disclaimer posted at the end of the article reads:

[Author’s note: Jonathan Swift did not really want Irish people to sell their children for food in 1729; George Orwell did not really want the clocks to strike thirteen in 1984; Paul Ryan, I am sure, calls Mitt Romney something more dignified than “Stench” and Microsoft did not invent PowerPoint as a means to euthanize cattle. At least I am pretty sure Microsoft didn’t.]

http://www.politico.com/news/stories...#ixzz27jj8dv9u
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