What would you do?

I would pretend to be an escort... Set up a date..... Surprise the shit out of them..... Have the wildest kinkiest sex we have had in a long time....

"The family that plays together stays together!!!"
I would pretend to be an escort... Set up a date..... Surprise the shit out of them..... Have the wildest kinkiest sex we have had in a long time....

"The family that plays together stays together!!!" Originally Posted by LadyRed
genuis! would they still have to give you your donation, once its found out that you are their spouse?

Wow! a three post long response of tasteless drivel. Pushing ppls buttons get me a little moist down unda! come on simp and let us take out our frustrations on each other and fuck senselessly now that you have me all worked up lol
simpleton's Avatar
genuis! would they still have to give you your donation, once its found out that you are their spouse?

Wow! a three post long response of tasteless drivel. Pushing ppls buttons get me a little moist down unda! come on simp and let us take out our frustrations on each other and fuck senselessly now that you have me all worked up lol Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou
I can always set aside a few differences to fuck senselessly.
bueller22's Avatar
I'd talk to her and try figure out why....but id understand...Im on eccie for chrissakes.
The odds on this in real life are SO tiny as to be silly to discuss.
Women don't pay for escorts;outside of tv... no matter who they are, they don't NEED to.
Male escorts work for gay men.


The odds on this in real life are SO tiny as to be silly to discuss.
Women don't pay for escorts;outside of tv... no matter who they are, they don't NEED to.
Male escorts work for gay men. Originally Posted by nylimey
True women don't need to pay for escorts, it is much more of a novelty. Yes, a woman can get laid whenever she wants, practically, but most guys you meet at a bar aren't going to be her automatic ideal. Just like a female escort, there is a thrill to know that you will be meeting someone you are already attracted to whose sole mission for the time allotted is to please you, lots of guys would like to think women only connect sex with emotions but lots of ladies have that primal urge (might not be as consumptive as a mans urge) of instant gratification and are willing to invest in it.

I know it is a rarity but trust and believe their are very successful hetro male escorts operating. If only I could tell you about the boys, in Prague- boy I have stories.
Bowden's Avatar
Collect the evidence and file it away as a "Get out of Jail Free" card. Originally Posted by Budman
Sign me up for this one
liquorgood's Avatar
Couple of things I have learned after 30 years of marriage"

A- Happy Wife Happy Life

B- What Ever You're Doing She Will Be Doing Too
pyramider's Avatar
I really want to participate in this poll but I don't think I'll ever drink enough to ever get married again! But if I feel in LUST and my SO was fucking some stud, I just hope I didn't pay for it! And if I did, BBBJNQNS & GREEK are on the menu for life! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking
You being the diner or the waitress?
swap club?
London Rayne's Avatar
Would never pay for sex, and would never cheat...just sayin. If I were a guy who truly loved my wife and found out, it would tear me apart. If I were also cheating, I would have no room to really say a thing.
shorty's Avatar
Would never pay for sex, and would never cheat...just sayin. If I were a guy who truly loved my wife and found out, it would tear me apart. If I were also cheating, I would have no room to really say a thing. Originally Posted by London Rayne
Exactly!