Melania Trump is NOT an escort!

  • DSK
  • 01-20-2017, 12:57 PM
I may be a whore but I'm also not going to be the First Lady of the United States of America. I've also never knowingly gone after a married man with the sole purpose of breaking up their marriage. In short.. I never signed up to be a role model. She did. Originally Posted by GemmaFox
You marry a rich guy you expect a few other pretty women to try and steal him. Makes you up your game.

Nothing wrong with being a whore - I love whores!!!
  • DSK
  • 01-20-2017, 12:58 PM
And another thing that bothers me is the fact that the internet is filled with raunchy photos of Melanie Trump. She is soon to be the first lady of our party of family values. Next thing you know, people will start calling us republicans a bunch of hypocrites. We cannot have that! Trump should eliminate free press and restrict the internet to rid us of photos like this ECCIE-type lesbian show advertisement:

https://www.dailywire.com/sites/defa...ump_knauss.jpg Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
I love lesbians myself, and she should be proud of those photos!
People please.
TRUMP WON.
He is going to Drain the Swamp.

Melania speaks 5 languages...do you?
She has a degree in architecture.
She is a model, a wife and a mother.
SHE HAS INTEGRITY...Do YOU?
Check yourself...then judge this beautiful woman.

Is she under investigation by the FBI and CIA?
No.
Is HELLary? Yeah, pretty much. Originally Posted by *GoddessDallas*
He is already refilling. It
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
she be the first lady in the white house in a thong !
Cap'n Crunch's Avatar
The White House website page on Civil Rights was taken down and replaced by a section touting Melania's modeling career and an advertisement for her QVC line of jewelry. Trump may not be the best with Civil Rights, but at least he is good with his Woman's Rights.
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There has been speculation that she previously worked as an escort and that Donald's first sexual encounter with her was paid. Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
I have paid in one way or another for every encounter I have ever had with a woman. The most expensive was my ex-wife. She took half but I really think I got off easy when you consider she was hoping to get my soul.
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SAVE MELANIA!!!!!

Did you see her smile turned to a frown as soon as Donald turns away????

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-...ration-w462697
I believe this is the reason why she squints alot! Tired of seeing the orange fucktard orangutan!
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She's not an American. She's a Mooslim from Blowjobbistan.
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  • Old-T
  • 01-25-2017, 12:27 PM
Is there a reason this is not in the Political Forum?
Cap'n Crunch's Avatar
This certainly is not about Politics. I don't think I have EVER heard Melania speak about politics.

A. This is a fuck board
B. Melania may or may not have previously worked in the sex business
C. Just because this is a fuck board and she may or may not have worked the scene, don't think for a second you will ever get to fuck her.

Its just not gonna happen, folks. So spend your money on some other girl. Melania Trump is NOT an escort!
Can we put her and Bill in the same dress and then decide who looks best?
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  • Old-T
  • 01-30-2017, 09:34 AM
This certainly is not about Politics. I don't think I have EVER heard Melania speak about politics.

A. This is a fuck board
B. Melania may or may not have previously worked in the sex business
C. Just because this is a fuck board and she may or may not have worked the scene, don't think for a second you will ever get to fuck her.

Its just not gonna happen, folks. So spend your money on some other girl. Melania Trump is NOT an escort! Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch
I agree with you that the original topic is not political, but read through some of the posts by our local political degenerates who can't stay on topic but feel obliged to make it a political food fight.
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I agree with you that the original topic is not political, but read through some of the posts by our local political degenerates who can't stay on topic but feel obliged to make it a political food fight. Originally Posted by Old-T
We should be focussing mainly on the hobby end of this discussion as well as basic human sexuality. While I am quite certain no monger from ECCIE will be dipping into Melania, she still has needs. Melania seems genuinely miserable being with Donald. I wouldn't blame her if she swallowed some young secret service cock. Her body is still rockin' and she deserves to be fully satisfied.
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Pretty funny gotyour...

This is a coed board. We want them to post.

The whore word gets used an awful lot around here. It's like a provider can't even post something with someone calling them a whore.

Now don't anybody post some stupid picture of a goddamn knight or some shit. Let's continue the convo without the W word (the C word or whatever).

If y'all could please.