Biden Bicycle Tour

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All the above posts combined and not 1 positive idea from the Trumpites..
Jacuzzme's Avatar
All the above posts combined and not 1 positive idea from the Trumpites.. Originally Posted by VitaMan
Positive ideas about what? The thread is about Geriatric Joe falling off a bike. Here’s an idea, keep decrepit old men off bicycles.
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Do yinz have a bike?
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Harris is pissed, She thought it was her job to pedal her ass all over town
VitaMan's Avatar
Positive ideas about what? The thread is about Geriatric Joe falling off a bike. Here’s an idea, keep decrepit old men off bicycles. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme

Exactly.


That is all the Trumpites can think to talk about.
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Did your house growing up have lots of lead paint? Wtf, dude? You complained about posts in ~this thread~ not having positive ideas, when the topic wasn’t about the economy or crime or covid or anything else where one might expect differing opinions on what to do about it.

How about getting him training wheels, clearly they’d help. Is that positive enough?

And going the ‘no positive ideas’ route seems like a tough road to travel, given that 99%of what you post is about how badly a president, who’s been out of office for almost a couple years, sucks. You should try posting all the positive stuff biden has done for the country instead, although those are going to be difficult to find topics.
Ha! That's too complicated for them!





Positive ideas about what? The thread is about Geriatric Joe falling off a bike. Here’s an idea, keep decrepit old men off bicycles. Originally Posted by Jacuzzme
VitaMan's Avatar
Still no positive ideas.
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A short reminder . . .
#6 - Respect the topics presented by those who start a thread. Attempts to derail a thread or change it's direction is referred to as thread hijack and will be discouraged. Attempts to guide a thread in the right direction are appreciated, while responses to posts which hijack a thread are not.
Can you imagine if fucking moron trumpy had a little bicycle tumble lol n omg n wtf

Dah... That fucking moron can't even drink water with two hands and walk at the same time

Nice try fucking morons
Ha! That's a good one Poor Biden - can't climb stairs - can't ride a bike and damn sure can't run a country. Originally Posted by Austin Ellen
He didn't fall off his bike, his bike fell on him. It's a metaphor for his failing presidency. In other words it's going to come crashing down on him, somewhere around November, lol.
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He had come to a complete stop and then leaned over. “Hey Barack did I do the distraction correctly?”
Still no positive ideas. Originally Posted by VitaMan
How about you start off with one of your ideas and we'll go from there. At least then we'll all know what the fuck you're talking about, lol.
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not Jr, GHW Bushy I

here he is ralphing in the PM's lap ..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_KVL-wtpgg


On January 8, 1992, about 8:20 p.m JST, while attending a banquet hosted by the Prime Minister of Japan, Kiichi Miyazawa, U.S. President George H. W. Bush fainted after vomiting in Miyazawa's lap. This copy is taken from the CNN tape master of the incident, restored correcting the white and black levels, slight cropping, and then using Izotope RX8 decracklling and spectral denoising the tape audio. This is the best copy you can find online!


good thing he didn't puke in Emperor Akihito's lap. but he wasn't there.


baahahhaaaa Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
I don't understand what this has to do with President Biden's bicycling accident.

Perhaps you can provide some connection, TWK.

Thank you.

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well let's see what the press is reporting shall we? this an interesting way to put it. but then again he is a frail old piece of shit so ....


Biden Survives Bike Fall After Failed Backpedaling Attempt

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2022...g-attempt.html


"survives" backpedaling attempt. interesting.





Joe Biden took a dramatic tumble while attempting to dismount from his bicycle during a morning ride in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, on Saturday. The 79-year-old biker had come to a stop to speak with some well-wishers near his vacation home, but instead stunned them (and his soon-to-be swarming Secret Service contingent) when he promptly fell over, legs still entangled in his bike. Biden, who was wearing a helmet and biking gloves, then got up and assured onlookers, “I’m good!”


“I got my foot caught up,” he also explained.


The White House later blamed the president’s bike pedal for the mishap, claiming in a statement that “his foot got caught on the pedal while dismounting and he is fine” and that “no medical attention is needed.”
While most people suffer embarrassing bike moments in relative privacy, an American president does not, particularly when it happens in broad daylight in front of the White House press pool with their smartphone cameras rolling:



But he was soon back on his feet and smiling as he chatted with some small children among the crowd before pedaling off.


The bike-riding president’s eventful fall also made a scene online, where tepid takes and uninspired jokes quickly flourished, White House reporters offered their forward-thinking analysis, news organizations rushed up their posts, and critics like the coattail-riding adult son of a ramp-challenged former president sought to ascribe some larger-sounding meaning to what had happened:


Fox News contributor Dr. Janette Nesheiwat, meanwhile, insisted in a tweet that bike-riding while elderly was no laughing matter:


What no one seemed to mention, however, was how suspicious the timing was. After all, Biden’s big fall came just one day after the president and First Lady subjected their cat, Willow, to a ride inside a helicopter.





Willow looked more like she was plotting than purring on Friday. Photo: Mandel Ngan/AFP via Getty Images



To be clear, there may be no way to ever confirm whether Willow (or karma) had anything to do with Biden’s so-called accident, but that doesn’t mean it can be ruled out, either. The White House has repeatedly made it sound as though the gray tabby is lucky and happy to have the privileges she does as First Cat. But as most people who have had cats can attest, when it comes to how felines truly view humans, there is always a thin line between mutual respect and murderous contempt, and it doesn’t take much — a piece of dehydrated chicken offered or withheld, an errant foot hanging off the side of the bed, or, perhaps, a loud and harrowing transit in Marine One — to tip the balance.


This post has been updated to include an image of Willow looking extremely pissed off.


blame the cat!!! you can't make this shit up!


BAAHHHHAAAAAAAA