For the men. If you could provide, would you? How would you? If you were a woman what kind of hoe would you be?

Still Looking & Low Volume should never be in the same sentence together ever again..... Originally Posted by Toyz

Some how I just knew I wasn't going to get away with that post!

I have always contended that this is a very feminist thing to do and for this reason. Originally Posted by chelseabean

Just to be clear, I don't consider it morally or ethically wrong for consenting adults to do this. My point is that as a man, I can choose which days to fight for equal rights and equal moral standards. I can take a day off and just coast. A woman doesn't have that option. The very injustice that seeks to reduce her to a sexual pawn forces her to be always vigilant, always on guard. The stakes are personal. She can't take a day off. Her battles are constant.

The same thing is true for any marginalized group of persons. I was born a straight white male in a world that rarely punishes me simply for existing, does not for the most part try to deny my sovereign autonomy, by and large evaluates me on merit over anatomy. As such I haven't been inured to that never-ending fight. My spirit doesn't have those callouses, cannot have them because I'm bestowed privileges everyone deserves but only some are extended. Privileges I cannot decline, like the privilege not to be slut-shamed. If I were suddenly a woman I'd be out of my depth and I know it.

Now if I were always a woman, I might have that stamina, but then I'd be someone else because my life experiences would be radically different and Scarlett's original question would be meaningless because it wouldn't be me that was a woman. So I assumed she was asking if you, as a man, were to become a woman. Perhaps I misunderstood the intent of her query.

Separately, while I realize you're intent was probably benign, this:

This is the attitude I hate in men who take part in this. I know it isn't meant to be hateful and it's just a part of the way that you think. Originally Posted by chelseabean

...is slightly insulting. Being male doesn't determine what we can or cannot think. Turn it around and remember how insulting it is when someone says such as such is just part of how you think because you're a woman. I'm not particularly bothered by the insult, but I figured you are the sort of person who values self-determination. If you think a man or men are wrong, call them on it without giving them a pass for their "male mentality" - it's far less insulting to be confronted head-on than written off for how one is born.

TL;DR - I'm not defending the abhorrent sexual double-standard, merely acknowledging that it exists and that I would fare poorly on the other side of it.

Some how I just knew I wasn't going to get away with that post!

Originally Posted by Still Looking

SL if you was a hoggar....

• You would have the nicest in call with a waitstaff & spa for your clients
• You would be full menu, nothing saved
• You would be on call 24/7 ready to please and be pleased
• There would not be enough appoints for you...you would also troll the ISO's
• Even that wouldn't be enough...you'd be on craigslist, backpage, would have fliers printed and posted in the truck stop bathrooms
• You'd be found walking the streets of Rundberg at midnight saying "Hey buddy ya got five dollars"

You sir, are a whore...and it wouldn't matter if we replaced your dick with a vagina, you would still be hitting it more than the gerbil in this film...



http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...C445AF0405AE6C

As for the Scarlett's first question: no, I would probably not provide as a man even if it were an option. I also wouldn't be a male stripper for the same reason, or work in retail sales. I lack the patience for service industry professions. As much as I would enjoy the majority of well-groomed courteous customers, I'd be unwilling to put up with the minority of rude assholes, and that's pretty much in the job description of anyone who deals with non-corporate clientele.

I don't think I could be a provider regardless of my theoretical/actual sex. I have run a solo consulting business in the past and really hated providing IOP there(at times), so it stands to reason I would have the same problem as a provider. I rather enjoy what I do, but dealing with the idiots...ya' know, it's tough.

I would probably just end up being a drunken slut on weekends. sad, but true.

I would have no issues Providing. I would like to cater to the Professional type woman or the bored housewife who needs a big cock to pound her.

I am mid 40's, educated, very fit, outgoing, good sense of humor, can talk about just about any topic.
and I have a ton of life experience. and of course LISTENING skills..

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I guess an agency is okay if it's a non-profit. Can we see your 501(c)? Open the books before we open our wallets. Also, does TCH upcharge for BBC (bare back coprophilia)? What self-respecting cheap bastard would pay extra for such a basic fetish? What is the female equivalent of a cheap bastard anyway?

I could NOT provide, and I truly admire all'y'all out there who can and do, THX !!!!

However, IF I could I'd do it smartly and business savvy. I'd find my niche and charge the rate I am comfortable with and which my fellowship is willing to pay. I'd have an INCALL in a nice secure community that I don't share.
Clean towels and sheets for all, twelve pack bought at a sale at Kohl's.
My regulars get their own personalized towel set.

AND I would cater to the CBC members and still attend HC
I'd probably even pay the PMS some protection money...

Oh and I definitely would get ML access. Originally Posted by fun2come

+10000

I could NOT provide, and I truly admire all'y'all out there who can and do, THX !!!!

Thats so sweet. Especially if it is genuine.


So what are your thoughts on vagina envy?!

I don't think I could be a provider regardless of my theoretical/actual sex. I have run a solo consulting business in the past and really hated providing IOP there(at times), so it stands to reason I would have the same problem as a provider. I rather enjoy what I do, but dealing with the idiots...ya' know, it's tough.

I would probably just end up being a drunken slut on weekends. sad, but true. Originally Posted by junkweed

Love the honesty! I think I booked your female doppleganger a couple of times! LOL She was an abolute blast!

How the fuck did I not see this thread when it started, THANKS SCARLETT!

Sure, I'd provide given the chance. If I didn't have a cosy incall, I'd get an inexpensive grey suit with nice conservative shoes, white shirt and faux appropriate jewelry and show up at the best notel I could afford (eventually to be upscale hotels) carrying my briefcase, dufflebag and having business cards with some innocuous "consultant" title. The suit could double for some naughty assistant role play costumes as well.

Prior to arriving I would have posted in Welcome and in Provider Ads and also hung out in Co-ed and posted some low key Thre-ads as well. I would initially have a medium rate, but offer a big discount (at least $50) to well established ladies who liked to partake that had 10 or more reviews (I would ask them to keep the discount private when they wrote my review)!

In my duffle I would have my NURU supplies, plenty of towels, wash-cloths, toilettries, condoms, oral dams and play toys. Also music and some suitable videos and DVDs.

Meeting my clients, I might have my silk pajamas and smoking jacket with pipe (not lit or perhaps with some herbaceous smoke depending on the ladies choice) and I'd invite my visitor in to a pin neat room with lights low, nice scents and gentle music playing. Phone would go on airline mode.We would get playful after some convo and I'd cater to my visitors preferences (oh, possibly some nice chilled bubbly or wine and a couple of nice real glasses) until she was as satisfied as possible in somewhere near the time she had booked. Lots of kissing, oral body appreciation and DATY to start if that is what she indicated she likes. Then hopefully it would get intuitively hot and steamy time going through as many positions as desired and ending in her fav hopefully. I'd make sure I did my best to manually or DATY her to completion if she hadn't made it yet, then I'd run to the bathroom for a hot washcloth to clear her up with. We could cuddle and convo a little if that is what she liked and them I'd help her gather herself up and get ready to leave (checking the donations subtly if I hadn't done it already). Big hug, peck on the cheek and a little grab ass as she left with the admonition to text me when she was home safe.

How is that? Would any of you ladies book me?

Since there's not a big market for aged beef I'd have to decline. However I do have some decent ideas for an agency. LOL Originally Posted by Loxly

if you were a provider and I was a female hobbyist I would totally see you though admittedly I have alterior motives. to hijack some of your sweaters >: D

I'm kinda weird and I like mens cothes and sometimes I just wanna steal your sweaters all for myself.

if you were a provider and I was a female hobbyist I would totally see you though admittedly I have alterior motives. to hijack some of your sweaters >: D

I'm kinda weird and I like mens cothes and sometimes I just wanna steal your sweaters all for myself. Originally Posted by Secret_Amore

I too would come for the sweets, articulate conversation and the younger heff experience! I also am a man sniffer. I love the smell of my lover's shirts and neck.

I think I could only be a provider if I were magically turned into a giant panda. Do you like the scent of eucalyptus?

I think the art of seduction is a dying art which is unfortunate. Sometimes if not every time I go into a session and my fantasy doesn't match the reality.
If I were to become a female provider and do the switch, then I would give the ultimate GFE. Slow seduction, erotic/dirty talk to start and let it build from there.
And I would want you to leave with the thought of how in the world did the time fly so quickly. That you wouldn't think you were with a provider at all, but an old girlfriend/ lover who sets you alight, just with her first touch, kiss, sensuous look.
I would focus on delicious foreplay, then move onto a nice FBSM, and dessert would be the ultimate, climax. Switching from teasing/foreplay to the deed, back and forth can put the guy right on the edge. Keep him there. There's too much going for the home run/ jugular. Let there be a slow burn and work up to a delightful crescendo.
GFE seems to be a disappearing art too. I think my definition is a tad more intense than most. But to switch over to being a provider, I would quietly do my research. There's a plethora of great ideas out there about the topic.
The problem with all of this is that by and large, guys have little to no idea how to turn a woman on, and in many respects the woman is clueless too. I know, as I witness it many times. Let's face it, it's all about confidence and belief. As a man, it's just as important that the gal just can't wait to see me again, because it's a great turn on to please her too. You just have to find the hot buttons because everybody is different in that regard.
The only caveat I see if I were to switch is how to do fake it to make it, if I find the guy to be rather unattractive. That's something that I admire all of you ladies. That you can go along with it, good, bad or indifferent. Bravo to you all.