The whole point is what entertainment value can there be without drama? Or at least a little of any of those qualities mentioned in the OP? This threAD has very little drama but a lot of what makes for a lovely jaunt through the cultural morass (no, I didn't spell "more ass" improperly) of ECCIE. All we need is a coupla people telling us how to live and change our business/personality models and treatment of others (no, we have one of those...) and we'd be about set for representing the archetype of ECCIE threADS. This entire threAD contains zero useful information other than, like thousands of others, a facetious shout out to love for a SHMB. Warts and all.
I vote Phildo and Lucas as President and VP of Eccie. Let's fill up a wading pool with jello and have them wrestle. The winner takes Presidency and the loser is VP.