Average number of years providers lie about their age?

Victoria,

I am now going to change my age to 40 as a way to fish for more compliments, lol!! Hehehe!

Victoria,

I am now going to change my age to 40 as a way to fish for more compliments, lol!! Hehehe! Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

Sigh...first little Ms. De Rossi fishes for free samples from a total stranger now she wants more compliments so she can store them like a squirrel does nuts.

But please people unlike with squirrels don't feed Ms. De Rossi nuts she does very very bad things to them I hear!

Somebody is trying to be a little greedy piggy today I see!

BL

Victoria,

I am now going to change my age to 40 as a way to fish for more compliments, lol!! Hehehe! Originally Posted by Scarlett De Rossi

I do it every time I get carded at the store I tell them I'm 45 the look on thier face is so funny

IF I was a provider and over 32 I simply state my age in HEX.
Of course it gets awkward once past 41 .... at 48 your almost home free....

I leave it to you to figure the average deviation and standard variance. Originally Posted by fun2come

and if one is under 18 you recommend oct

and if one is under 18 you recommend oct Originally Posted by Bob McV

NO, I recommend to get the hell out.

Just so you guys know, this goes both ways. Once had an appointment whose p411 acct said he was 63. Okay. Showed up at my door, no way he was in his sixties. 75 if he was a day. Was really hard for me. That was the only time I have cut a session short and gave someone their money back. I feel you guys, I was not prepared for that. If I had a time or, at least, the option, to consider whether that would be something I would have wanted to do, that would have been nice. wasn't offered to me. Gals aren't the only ones who lie about their ages on here!

Lying about your age is a human thing, it defies gender or profession. Getting old is hard. No one can prepare you for it. Whether you lie about it or accept it (and both genders are prone to lying), there is not a damn thing you can do about it. Just lean into it.

I know I'm one of those who use some of my old photos but I look exactly the same still... Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

Ditto I actually look younger now amazingly ppl see my old pics and say wow you look so much younger than your pics I reply laughing those were 4 yrs ago thanks

i usually say im 7 yrs old
most dont believe me........till i drop my pants

i usually say im 7 yrs old
most dont believe me........till i drop my pants Originally Posted by knotty man

Bad boy go to your room