The Best Hamburger in Houston.

Jack Kinghoff's Avatar
What's the best burger in Austin BT? I like Furrburger. Originally Posted by Daddio
I liked fur burgers too when I was coming of age, back in the day. But I might be slightly off topic.
Mmm...nom nom nom...Yummy Hungry... Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I will buy you a burger and a beer there.... Just pre book with me first... Lmao
^^^^^Tempting!
Speckrecker's Avatar
Hey Speckrecker that sounds amazingly good, we should go together Originally Posted by obedientone
Darlin' I would love to "Treat" you to a Bernie's Burger and much much more!
Yes I would! Mmmmmmm Yummy!
And I know the burger will be good too!
PM sent
Some know him as bigtex, most know him as kobiashi the wiener swallower!! When was your last reviews BT? You love dick and not Furrburger.
Speckrecker. ...oh yes please
Some comments:

Here we go again....with "the best"

Generally....there is no such thing as "the best" except maybe in the 100 meter dash. (That might even have indoor vs. Outdoor IIRC.)

Becks: very reliable and soggy home made fries rock

Southwells: the heights location is the best. I've never left unhappy or hungry. And there is a Venezuelan girl there with a bangin' azz. It gives me a chance to practice my Spanish.

Cliffs: no thanks

Burger Shack: I loved that place on memorial. It was a fucking dirty ass shit hole. That's the way it should be. The new location sucks. At least I can still pile on as much pico and peppers as I want but it is just not the same.

I'm trying to think of one place in the heights that is pretty good...."hub cap"?

Somebody mentioned a steak house. I've had a pretty damn good burger at Rio Ranch. By default it is on wheat bread which is blasphemy but you can change to white bun. I order like half of "pittsburgh" style: Charred on the outside....rare on the inside. It is hard to beat.

Back on 5 guys....that is an expensive dry rock if you ask me. They ruin the bun and the veggies are crap. yeah the fries are good...that's all I eat when I'm forced to go there.

ps - being under obedientone is making me hungry.....ijs
GS you be knowing the good spots to eat at
Lol ok GS, come get a few nibbles soon.
Lol ok GS, come get a few nibbles soon. Originally Posted by obedientone
I'm 6000 miles away mi hija.
Lol damn!!! Just my luck
Some comments:

Here we go again....with "the best"

Generally....there is no such thing as "the best" except maybe in the 100 meter dash. (That might even have indoor vs. Outdoor IIRC.)

Becks: very reliable and soggy home made fries rock

Southwells: the heights location is the best. I've never left unhappy or hungry. And there is a Venezuelan girl there with a bangin' azz. It gives me a chance to practice my Spanish.

Cliffs: no thanks

Burger Shack: I loved that place on memorial. It was a fucking dirty ass shit hole. That's the way it should be. The new location sucks. At least I can still pile on as much pico and peppers as I want but it is just not the same.

I'm trying to think of one place in the heights that is pretty good...."hub cap"?

Somebody mentioned a steak house. I've had a pretty damn good burger at Rio Ranch. By default it is on wheat bread which is blasphemy but you can change to white bun. I order like half of "pittsburgh" style: Charred on the outside....rare on the inside. It is hard to beat.

Back on 5 guys....that is an expensive dry rock if you ask me. They ruin the bun and the veggies are crap. yeah the fries are good...that's all I eat when I'm forced to go there.

ps - being under obedientone is making me hungry.....ijs Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
I have a question.... How can you judge, before you have had one? Jus asking...
I have a question.... How can you judge, before you have had one? Jus asking... Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
It's not clear to me L4B....be more specific.

No...i haven't tasted the Venezuelan with the bangin' azz....but I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt.
Speckrecker's Avatar
Houston Press is usually very "spot on" with their recommendations.

http://www.houstonpress.com/2013-10-...-houston-2013/
I think.......

I will refrain from pimping a hamburger....

And stick with bagels...