What do you call a girl who has ESP (Extra Sensory Perception) and PMS (Premenstrual syndrome)?Wait wait I know this one... a know it all bitch, right??
Tell him Nikki... Originally Posted by Still Looking
Everyone one of you ladies need to get laid. =) Originally Posted by Shay RozayCome on now Shay Shay... isn't Tracy doing exactly what you did in your "What Am I Doing Wrong" threAD!?
Tracy, you're smoking hot and I'd love to spend an hour or two BCD with you. But here's the deal...Another Hobby Spokesman. "We, we we," is not for me.
The hobby is where us mongers can spend an hour or so in fantasy land. It's an escape from the real world. I'd say the majority of us here are married or have SO's which means that we have to jump through hoops to get laid. We spend our days working and our nights and weekends listening to the nagging and listening to excuses why we can't have sex tonight.
The hobby provides an escape from all that. If I want a GFE date with a 6 foot ebony chick with huge tits, I can come here and get it. If I want anal with a hot chick wearing a catholic schoolgirl uniform, I can get that too. I don't have to worry about the nagging or mental games to get laid. I simply whip out my wallet, pay the entrance fee and live the fantasy for an hour or two.
When you come on here and create posts titled "Bitch Bitch Bitch", you are ruining the fantasy for us. You say you aren't going to act like everything is all roses and peachy keen - but that's exactly what we want! We're paying you to be our sexy, fantasy girl. We're paying you to be the hot, nympho chick that is hot and horny and always down to fuck. No drama, just great sex. Be that girl and you have more business than you know what to do with. Originally Posted by mwsatx
Everyone one of you ladies need to get laid. =) Originally Posted by Shay Rozay?? Isn't that their job? I can assume even the ones crying for appointments still get laid more than your average lady not in this profession.
Me too! I'm here for the beer & the b*tches!Arriana I need to bitch about the fact that it has been wayyyyyyyy to long since I have seen your sexy ass. I misssssss you!
**No harm done on a vent or two hun, but discretion is key. Nobody on here (especially low key clients want a Page 4 provider)
We ALL get talked about here and there. Blow it off, chin up and boom your biz by making gents feel like they are less at home around a nagging wifey and more at ease visiting you, a provider, the one who's supposed to "de-stress" them of their daily blahs.
Take care lovely lady <3 Originally Posted by ~Arriana Grey~
Arriana I need to bitch about the fact that it has been wayyyyyyyy to long since I have seen your sexy ass. I misssssss you!TriXXX, you can see my "seXXXy ass" anytime you want
Love,
Your undercover homie Originally Posted by Trixxxie Texas