Hookers complaining about how SLOW business has become

Provider
Hey SL I would love to have you do a review on me. I would give you super great pricing if you come here to SA. Or I'd see you next time I'm in Austin. I can't do FS this week but next week I'll be ready to go.

SL
Sounds Good I'll be in touch

SL
Monday: Ready to go. I'll be happy to come to SA. Where & When and what's that special pricing?

Provider
Monday: I'll be here all week from 10-4

SL
Monday: I understand but Where & When and could you please give me that special pricing? I'm not just going to drive to SA without knowing where I'm going and I have no phone number for you!?

SL
Wednesday: PM box full... sent email and still waiting!

Provider
Thursday: Airport area 9-3

SL
Ok so I drive to the airport area and do what? Hope you'll call me? You have my phone number and I do NOT have yours. You refuse to call or text and give a location or time.This is WAY to complicated. I think I'll pass on meeting you. Best of luck!

Provider
I'm fine with you passing, but when someone tells you that, they are telling you what area of town they are to see if works for both parties.... smh

SL
I assume your using a cell phone rather than a computer... but if you go back I simply asked where & when. I'm coming from Austin the area makes no difference. I also asked about this special pricing you offered and you never answered that either. So how many PM'S and or emails should it take to get a session scheduled? If you had a phone number published or simply blocked your number and called or text the number I gave you from our very first communication this would have been done in a 1-2 minute call. Like other hobbyists I don't need a pen pal just looking to get laid.


Once again... Best Of Luck To You!

9, 10 and 11 I'll agree with but not just on providers part, on the hobbyist part too!

SL:
Hello Sweetie
Love to meet you. I have 230 reviews and I'm a P411 member. Your welcome to check with the last 10+ reviewed ECCIE providers as a reference or I'll be happy to send you a P411 request. To schedule feel free to call or text me at: (512) HRD-DICK

Happy Thoughts!

SL

Visiting Austin Provider
Monday: What does SL stand for?

SL:
Monday: "Still Looking" my ECCIE handle.

Visiting Austin Provider
Tuesday: How long did you want hun? Can you send me two references please?

SL:
Tuesday: Nikki White, Candi Staxx and Tracy Aime

Visiting Austin Provider
Wednesday: They need to be eccie providers no bp providers

SL:
Wednesday: Never mind I'm old by the time you check my reference I might be dead.

SL:
Hello Sweetie
Love to meet you. I have 230 reviews and I'm a P411 member. Your welcome to check with the last 10+ reviewed ECCIE providers as a reference or I'll be happy to send you a P411 request. To schedule feel free to call or text me at: (512) HRD-DICK

Happy Thoughts!

SL

Visiting Austin Provider
Monday: What does SL stand for?

SL:
Monday: "Still Looking" my ECCIE handle.

Visiting Austin Provider
Tuesday: How long did you want hun? Can you send me two references please?

SL:
Tuesday: Nikki White, Candi Staxx and Tracy Aime

Visiting Austin Provider
Wednesday: They need to be eccie providers no bp providers

SL:
Wednesday: Never mind I'm old by the time you check my reference I might be dead. Originally Posted by Still Looking

Wait a minute! You've seen Tracy? Where's the review? Lol. No wonder business is slow lol jk btw..

Wait a minute! You've seen Tracy? Where's the review? Lol. No wonder business is slow lol jk btw.. Originally Posted by newcumerz

No I've never seen Tracy I used her as a reference.

SL:
WEDNESDAY
Hello Sweetie
Love to meet you. I have 230 reviews and I'm a P411 member. Your welcome to check with the last 10+ reviewed ECCIE providers as a reference or I'll be happy to send you a P411 request. To schedule feel free to call or text me at: (512) HRD-DICK

Happy Thoughts!

SL

Visiting Austin Provider
WEDNESDAY: I'm free all day

SL:
WEDNESDAY: Just let me know where and when.... I'm ready to go. I'm north so it takes me 30-40 minutes to get to Austin depending on traffic.

Visiting Austin Provider
FRIDAY: I just woke up. When were you thinking?

SL:
FRIDAY: What happen to yesterday? I thought you were free all day?

Visiting Austin Provider
FRIDAY: I went shopping with my friends and last night we went to 6th St. I just woke up. When were you thinking?

SL:
FRIDAY: Yesterday any time before I go shopping with my buddies.

Visiting Austin Provider
FRIDAY: How about 6:30?

are these the actual texts, emails, pms?

are these the actual texts, emails, pms? Originally Posted by savak

Wouldn't that be against the rules Slavak? Nice Try!

#9 - No form of private communications between members are to be posted in our forums. This includes the contents of emails, PMs, IMs, private chat logs, privately shared images, etc. This is an invasion of another's privacy and will not be allowed.

Wouldn't that be against the rules Slavak? Originally Posted by Still Looking

you know 'em better than I do.

Those are some dumb girls SL.

I love the running commentary on your text discourse, SL.

MGS, cute picture. Who is the actress?

Looks like my ex-girlfriend Amanda Seyfried. She called the police on me and told them I was staking her... can you believe that? Well at the time she didn't know she was my girlfriend ...yet!

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SL:
FRIDAY: Yesterday any time before I go shopping with my buddies.

Visiting Austin Provider
FRIDAY: How about 6:30?

Originally Posted by Still Looking

She was ready to travel back in time to alter history.....your history!! And you didn't take her up on it?!?? Could have at least asked her where the wormhole was located

She was ready to travel back in time to alter history.....your history!! And you didn't take her up on it?!?? Could have at least asked her where the wormhole was located Originally Posted by Beagle

Sadly my humor is lost on crazy hookers. They don't get me! LOL

SL's text exchanges are all too familiar to most of us. With some of these girls, their head does not cast a shadow.