Ladies, look. If you're looking fine as hell when we walk through that door, a great percentage of your work is already done. That work would be getting the guy excited. When I go to see a provider that's looking as good as OR BETTER THAN her pics, the blood flow is already starting to move.
Then I'm thinking in my head, I'm going to pop too quick. At that point, I'm feeling like I made a great choice. Am I shallow in this hobby?
I...I guess, maybe. But in fairness to myself, I picked you, partially, but mostly, based on what I saw in the pics. If I go to a Corvette lot I want a Corvette. Camaros are nice, but I want a Corvette. If I walk onto your lot, I'll be let down if you try to sell me a Camaro, when the ad you placed said you had Corvettes. And, of course, the Corvette needs to be in the same condition that it looked like in the ad.
What if I showed up with francs instead of American cash. Wouldn't that be a letdown, unless you had in your back pocket a plane ticket to France?
Just saying.