Reasons why seeing an escort is better...

i have been saying this for years

This thread reminds me of a line in St. Elmo's Fire.
This line is from Naomi the street walker.

Oh, you think if you get some
girlfriend, or maybe a wife, you
ain't gonna pay? Oh, you'll pay
. but you won't ever be sure
you're gonna get it. Now with me,
you pay, but you get it, and you
get it good!

Yes, you are right, but we can all dream!

Over a period of 5 visits? That seems to be a lot of work, and for both individuals. Originally Posted by davidfree986

Well, you were going for the "no time constraints" option. So five visits was a compromise between one hour and all night. Plus, it'd be hard to foreplay, fuck, snuggling, sleep, and fuck again in an hour. At least for me.

It's all about return on investment....plain and simple...

Well, you were going for the "no time constraints" option. So five visits was a compromise between one hour and all night. Plus, it'd be hard to foreplay, fuck, snuggling, sleep, and fuck again in an hour. At least for me. Originally Posted by Sir Lancehernot

Yep, but you are still restrained by watching the clock each and every time, and if you are not, she damn sure is, so you have to worry about that since paying for the provider's time is the key to the relationship you have.

While it does not happen nightly or weekly or even monthly in many marriages/RW relationships, but the romantic night is part of a relationship every now and again if it is healthy. But, no matter how you want to slice it, especially in those 5 scenarios, given the ticking clock scenario with a provider, that is not even remotely coming close to a romantic evening with a provider, unless you want to splurge $1500 or more to her in cash, you also buy 100% of anything else just for her to leave first thing in the morning, if she even stays the night with you.

I know. I was being facetious with the initial response.

spot on, its cheaper to rent than own

I agree with you, Jessica to a large degree................

For those guys that are married and seeing providers, well, they are paying twice! Originally Posted by davidfree986

Well, at least we're getting our money's worth from the providers! Plus variety, and possibly someone that will come like a rocket from some of the best head they've ever had.

Jessica, great thread and fun discussion. I need to come lick you to death (again) soon!!

the Obey part of vows went away a long time ago. Most women in the last 40 years would beat the shit out of you if you tried to slip that back into a set of wedding vows. At least in the US. Originally Posted by OldButStillGoing

I have been married 17 years and it was part of the vows for my marriage.... Doesn't mean she follows it but it was part of the vows!

$608 per fuck. But there's no replacing the intimacy you can find in a true love. The problem is, that most get married and find out shortly thereafter that they made a bad choice. Myself included with #1.

Nothing replaces the honesty, intimacy, and the long term gratification you get in finding your true love....but I do see the value if all you're looking for is a short term relationship or "quicke/one night stand".

6 times a month ? I wouldn't be on here, seeing great providers, I'm lucky if I get it 1 time in 2 months.

A typical date with a woman that is very attractive* will consists of some very expensive components.

Cleaning Your Car $15.00
Tank of Gas $30.00
Flowers $50.00
Dinner w/ Wine $200.00 (at least)
Comedy Club w/ Drinks $80.00
TOTAL COST = $375.00 **

* You can always get a dog for a bone. We're talking prime, here.

** Result = You get a HUG at the end of the evening, maybe a good night KISS and you may still have to play the game for 2-3 weeks with how many more dates at the above cost before you get in her pants!

This is why I think escorts are the best value in the world for adult companionship.

You make the call....Escorts are a tremendous value.

If you don't believe me, have you ever calculated the cost per fuck?

Let’s face it, when you got married, you ran the risk of divorce. When this happens, you split your wealth with your ex wife. How do you know if you got your money’s worth? Use the calculator below to calculate the average cost per fuck that you paid for, at the end of your divorce, if in fact you are divorced. We will be doing three calculations.

First Calculation - Her Share:

Enter your total worth before the divorce, (all marital assets) to include real estate and autos. (example: $580000)

Divide that in half (what she got in the settlement) You should have a total of $290000 by way of our example.
(Now Hit the CE key)

Second Calculation - Times You Got Laid:

Now lets figure out how many times your now ex wife fucked you while you were married. Enter the number of years that you had been married, multiply that by the amount of times you and your ex wife fucked every month. Note: the average married couple fucks 6 times a month, (adjust your figure to your situation - be approx)
Now multiply your results by twelve to give you your total glorious fucks during your marriage.
Example: Married 5 years - times 6 fucks a month - times 12 months equals 360 fucks.
(Now Hit the CE key)


Third Calculation - Cost Per Fuck:

Divide her settlement amount by the total fucks in your now defunct marriage to give you the cost per fuck price.
$290000 divided by 360 fucks is just over $805 a fuck....WOW
Wanna figure up how much you are still paying her on a per fuck basis with the alimony you are giving her??
HAPPY CALCULATING!!!
(cost per fuck when you hire an escort is about $250-300 AND you DON'T have to buy a diamond ring or pay residuals) Originally Posted by jessica

This is why I have always said Dating is like legal prostitution without the guarentee...

All I know is that most of my friends have always been women because I find men to be annoying in habit (some who are married show their true colors not vying to be something they aren't...bullshitters suck). This is my conclusion after a stint in all guys military school many years ago. Advantage of being friends with women over men is all the FWB you could ever want, plus good honest friendship. That and all the tips I ask for on being a single dad.

When dating though I cant ever respect someone who says they are looking for love and a lasting relationship but at dating more than one person at a time. To me I only date one person at a time (yes Im old fashioned at heart) and when I see a red flag of dishonesty or something that could never work I throw up the friend wall, take a break and then restart looking again. The hobby keeps me satisfied without complications and allows my freak to flow while I continue to look for someone who can fit into my and my children's lives. If I never marry again that would suck, but I have such good friends and children that I will be ok.


Bottom line...
Escorts leave all the question out the window... and you know... I have yet to play with a lady in the hobby who I wouldn't be friends with normally.

Very interesting to read Jessica's post, a gal who is as good at numbers as I think I am. That is a compliment- I made my livelihood with numbers.

I am an extremely slow learner however. I have been divorced three times. Yes by three wives. Each got fed up with me and my numbers; me and my travel. After the last, I figured each session, involving intimacy and perhaps sex, from first date to last session, averaged $ 106,500 per session.

Now older, and wiser, and almost broke , there is no question I am smarter. TG, for the Hobby. I moved back to Dallas as it is the Mecca of top notch high quality, and professional Providers. Discovered this 20 years ago in my business travels. No, not one of my wives suspected or accused me of testing the market potential. Remember, I was a number cruncher.

My hat is off to you Jessica for your thread!!

Jessica, you think like a man. But you fuck and suck like a pornstar. Great thread. and so true. And in the spirit of the thread let me say. I would never want to marry you, but I sure enjoyed fucking you. And now I know what a bargain it really was.