So ladies

ahhhh, ok here we go:

"Do you happen to be in (Timbuktu) (within 5 minutes)?"

Me: "Hi, thanks for contacting! When are you looking to meet?"
Him: "ASAP"
My Thoughts: " Fuck you think this is? I don't lay around waiting to get FUCKED."
Me: " I'm sorry hun, I can't do ASAP and look and perform my best, we can set something up for later though."

" I saw your ad on ___" ( No further texts)

"Ay wassup Ma"

"You available?" ( 3AM in the morning)

" Any Specials?"

"Hola preciosa"

" You Available in _____ ?" ( After leaving weeks ago)

"Hi Beautiful"

and a whole BUNCH of fantasy bookers ... a whole lot of gents making appointments, then sudden cancellations, and TONS of great guys who know how to suck a clit!

Getting asked if i'm available that day/night and I'm either not set to arrive for several weeks or left several weeks prior...totally ignoring the dates in the subject of the ad and inside of it. Those are the best (not).

My typical day is pretty mundane:

I wake up, masturbate, hit the caffeine, check/respond to email, texts and messages, shower and shave, slap my makeup on and style my hair, put on something sexy, walk 20 feet into my home office, fire up my webcam and go to work until I feel like quitting or have an "appointment" scheduled.

PS: I masturbate twice a day at least...when I wake up and before sleep

Karyn, all that activity and no taint tickling? What a shame.

Wow, well one thing I've learned from this thread is you ladies sure have to put up with a lot of douchebaggery!

Question I've always wanted to ask and I'm pretty sure I already know the answer. "Do most providers masturbate or you get enough sex thru the job that it takes care of the urges? Originally Posted by rrabbit6926

I'm kind of a freak of nature, I hate masturbating alone so I almost never do it. Fortunately I have a friend who helps me out with the "urges"!

Believe it or not, not all of us are getting screwed 24/7, when we want to, or need to for work...so in that time, masturbation is great

This thread was freaking hilarious! Stay strong ladies

Even tho I'm new to the provider scene I have not had the frustrations (cross fingers) but I'm a true b**ch and I tend to come off intimidating lol!! I do get text from the ads I do post.... Similar to the women's above... But my silly mind likes to challenge the guy when I sense they're on that bull... So I test them. Sue me!

So til my clientele build up.(for the ones who can handle my personality and can build long term more or less) ... I do work full time at a regular job. Part time investing... (now) building my online self image ..but, If anything comes thru...(usually evening and weekends) when time strikes 10pm, and the moon is bright... then Vanity emerges!! lbvs. I'm a night crawler

Posting taint helps in building clientele.

Oh thats alot of writing. Lol

ahhhh, ok here we go:

"Do you happen to be in (Timbuktu) (within 5 minutes)?"

Me: "Hi, thanks for contacting! When are you looking to meet?"
Him: "ASAP"
My Thoughts: " Fuck you think this is? I don't lay around waiting to get FUCKED."
Me: " I'm sorry hun, I can't do ASAP and look and perform my best, we can set something up for later though."

" I saw your ad on ___" ( No further texts)

"Ay wassup Ma"

"You available?" ( 3AM in the morning)

" Any Specials?"

"Hola preciosa"

" You Available in _____ ?" ( After leaving weeks ago)

"Hi Beautiful"

and a whole BUNCH of fantasy bookers ... a whole lot of gents making appointments, then sudden cancellations, and TONS of great guys who know how to suck a clit! Originally Posted by Eva Damita

AMEN!