I just won the Nigerian lottery!!!!

Damn just my luck This week all the winners are in the DFW area,,,oh well Originally Posted by otrdriver

I am willing to ship the "giant stuffed banana" for a mere $500,00.00

Why not counterscam the scammers?

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/not...nigeria-satire

Winning anything at the fair is worth at least a quarter million, since that is about what it takes in tickets to play, before you actually win.

A giant banana, I would estimate the value at somewhere between $250k-$500k depending on what game you won it on.

You might want to see if any providers would be interested in trading a session or two for your massive banana? Be prepared though! Rates have gone up, what with all the free-flowing wealth pouring out of Nigeria into the U.S! Originally Posted by Dannie

If you get that banana deep fried its double the money but also double the cholesterol.....

Well it must be my lucky day, too! Someone died in a plane crash along with every living member of their family, so guess what?! They picked ME to inherit the 10.4 million dollars!

"In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of ten million four hundred thousand United State of American dollars (10.4 MILLION USA DOLLARS ) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer Mr Kurt Kuhle from Alexandra Egypt who died along with his family in Siber airline that crashed into sea at Isreal on 4th October 2002.
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as next of kin ."

Who wants to go to The Lodge?! Table dances are on me!! Originally Posted by Dannie

Me too Dannie and I won the lotto too. So awesome, how could this be????

Awwwwww, I never win anything. I'm probably the only person that get's emails saying "you owe the prince of Nigeria...".

Is this great, or what? My check is on it's way, as well. Any providers wishing to set up a session at $1000 an hour, please let me know asap. Things will fill up fast. You just have to wait until my deposit is made (pun intended) to get your donation. Obviously, I'm good for it.