Risen from the ashes, Alexis Soft Touch is back , no longer BellaLuna

I like it when you want to kick it up a notch........somehow, I suspect that you won't.......ijs

What?

Mojojo paid for cojones implants? Originally Posted by dearhunter

Donation.

What?

Mojojo paid for cojones implants? Originally Posted by dearhunter

Donation. Originally Posted by Pistolero

Did he offer "I'd give my left nut to ...", and she took him up on it?

Now, see.......there you two go running with my bone.

What is a SHMB coming to when a whore thancks mojojo for cojones implants.......a different whore suggests that mojojo is into paying for boob jobs on dead people.......and you two imply that mojojo donated the implanted balls in exchange for services rendered.........tisk tisk

Gee dh, seems like pretty normal SHMB stuff.

Now, see.......there you two go running with my bone.

What is a SHMB coming to when a whore thancks mojojo for cojones implants.......a different whore suggests that mojojo is into paying for boob jobs on dead people.......and you two imply that mojojo donated the implanted balls in exchange for services rendered.........tisk tisk Originally Posted by dearhunter

Don't be hatin' just cause my implants are bigger..

Fucktards will be lining up to pay extra for a chance to snuggle your cajones........sweeeeeeet

Are her cajones big and hard, or soft and fluffy? The reason I ask is depending on which the cajones are should help dictate how much the upcharge will be for cajones cuddling.

I like it when you want to kick it up a notch........somehow, I suspect that you won't.......ijs Originally Posted by dearhunter

I have better things to do than kick your notch, dear... unless you're THAT kind of fellow.

Leave the donation by my 6-inch, wicked witch, pointy-toed, black thigh-high patent leather stretch boots, then... and bring an ice pack for your cajones.

Is business that slow that you need to make ASTs threAD about your granny cajones?

Is business that slow that you need to make ASTs threAD about your granny cajones? Originally Posted by dearhunter

I didn't bring up the cajones. I was just bandying them about like volleyballs. Oh, and that's granny melons to you, sir.

I think cajone cuddling should definitely be an event included in all future reviews. Some girls handle them like eggs, others like barbels. Cajone massage is an art all by itself.

Cajone massage is an art all by itself.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I smell an upcharge.

Welcome back!

AWESOME chica! Welcome back. I am back in town as well, after being away for 4 years. I think this is a good sign for Houston. ;-)

now there's a blast from the past .............