If providers were brutally honest!!!

You Smoke You Chew You ate a Shit Sandwich for lunch and you expect me to Kiss?
Omg. Those are the biggest shit stains I have ever seen.
Ummmm. Do you bath in Piss ?
You are 1 funky mofo. And you want s line up?
How about u line ur ass up with the door and get the fuck down the line in the middle if the street.

Funny shit!

Im an honest gal you know that! I prefer to be honest than be deceitful Originally Posted by London Bridge

Right on babe! I like how you always say "I know" something. Makes me feel omniscient!

Goddamn it Donkeykong!!!! She was talking about me!!!! I am the anomaly!! LOL

Next time take a bath FIRST!!

Hobbyist: I would love to see you but...........
Provider: OK, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT WASTING MY TIME!!!

Hobbyist: I'll have to put you on my tdl!
Provider: Yeah, well fuck you too buddy!!! Originally Posted by dongeykong

Guilty, and I apologize to every girl here! I just like telling people how much I like them, even if I can't schedule right away LOL

Guilty, and I apologize to every girl here! I just like telling people how much I like them, even if I can't schedule right away LOL Originally Posted by Y0yoY0

But to me thats sweet when you think something of me makes me giggly when im complimented

Guilty, and I apologize to every girl here! I just like telling people how much I like them, even if I can't schedule right away LOL Originally Posted by Y0yoY0

+1, that's why I just start trying to communicate exactly when I would see them if at all possible. That way, they have more assurance than just an empty promise, and they can get wet with anticipation! Not for me of course! Lol! Anyway, back to the witty banter!

I try to do it that way, too, DK....when I expect scheduling is actually imminent. I know they're busy.

Maybe one day there will be enough time and hobby $'s to check 'em all off the list LOL

But to me thats sweet when you think something of me makes me giggly when im complimented Originally Posted by London Bridge

That's what I at least HOPE the reception would be! Really, though, I figure the girls get compliments all the time, but from the responses, sometimes, it sounds like they don't

And, we've have the opportunity to chat before, too, LB (if you remember ), and you are sweet and very cute as well

In any case, I want to limit the threAD activity here! I don't want any of those "I am not like that, I am a good provider! Not like the wicked provider of the West" type post. As if it is a crime or somehow immoral to "keep it real". That shit just chaps my ass! So let's get back to the funny!

I try to do it that way, too, DK....when I expect scheduling is actually imminent. I know they're busy.

Maybe one day there will be enough time and hobby $'s to check 'em all off the list LOL




That's what I at least HOPE the reception would be! Really, though, I figure the girls get compliments all the time, but from the responses, sometimes, it sounds like they don't

And, we've have the opportunity to chat before, too, LB (if you remember ), and you are sweet and very cute as well Originally Posted by Y0yoY0

Awwww thank you sweetie! Yes i remember you thank you for the compliment,remind me to kiss u all over when we meet

Awwww thank you sweetie! Yes i remember you thank you for the compliment,remind me to kiss u all over when we meet Originally Posted by London Bridge

Wow! That is so sweet!

From a providers stand point. Okay I've been at this for 2 hours and Jr hasn't moved an inch. Can I ice my jaw pretty please? Lolololol

This John was so bad at DATY / or turns me off so much I have to spit on my hands to get my pussy wet.

A two pump chump thank God, I only have to fake being nice for a few more minutes.

Brutally honest? I'd prefer the ladies be honestly brutal. In bed.