dirty joke of the day.....

Who makes more money, the "provider" or the drug dealer??
The "provider" bc she can wash her crack and sell it again..... hehe lmao

So two guys are chatting, and the one says to the other, "have u ever slept with a blond?"...his buddy replies "yes once or twice".. The freind then asks "how about a brunett?" And his buddy replies "yes quite a few!".. Lastly the freind asks "how about a redhead? Have u ever slept with a redhead?".. his buddy laughed and said "not a wink!!!!!!!, if u want sleap dont have a redhead over!" (((( I can say this joke is def very true, atleast from my point of veiw)))) xoxoxxxxxxoxox

dinky dipping
Two guys talking
one says my girl loves to dip my dinky in wine and lick it off
other guy says ya I had a girl like that, but had to give her up
WFT you had to dump her, but its great when they do that
ya well the one I had used HOT coffee

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"



thank u all so much for adding to thread. this is the only place it really stood up.. u all r awesome!!!!!

happy hobbying,stay sexy, stay sweet,stay safe

a mother goes in her young sons room to clean,as she is cleaning she finds a hardcore b.d.s.m. porno mag, mom waits for dad to get home, dad gets home and mom tells him what she had found,she says to dad "what do u think we should do about this?'.. dad replies "well a spanking is out of the question"....

So two guys are chatting, and the one says to the other, "have u ever slept with a blond?"...his buddy replies "yes once or twice".. The freind then asks "how about a brunett?" And his buddy replies "yes quite a few!".. Lastly the freind asks "how about a redhead? Have u ever slept with a redhead?".. his buddy laughed and said "not a wink!!!!!!!, if u want sleap dont have a redhead over!" (((( I can say this joke is def very true, atleast from my point of veiw)))) xoxoxxxxxxoxox Originally Posted by trisha.xxx .countrygirl

just became one of my favorite jokes.. do u mind if i use it?

Lol. thankyou.. its very true, and no not at all ; )

I have to say, the best jokes seem to be from the providers!

**So wrong but I just have to anyway!** lol

What is so great about an Ethiopian blow job?

You just KNOW she'll swallow. lol

School

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Johnny says " Mas-ter-bate."

Ms Hall smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Billy says, "No, Miss Hall, youíre thinking of a blowjob."

A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. "I guess this isn't your lucky day, pal!"

Irish Alzheimer's

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest nearly fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "WELL, MURPHY, I NOTICE THAT YA DIDN'T STEAL McGLYNN'S HAT. WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND?"

Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

With a tear in his eye, the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said, "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in hell, eh?"

Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."