Age Minimums

Well that begs the question.. What is considered "young" (numerically speaking of course). Someone on their 20's? 30's? Originally Posted by Swamp Donkey
Well 40 is "over the hill" so we can put a definite cut off point.

I would say 32 and below. After that you're pretty much mom/dad status.
Well 40 is "over the hill" so we can put a definite cut off point. Originally Posted by PipelinerTx
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you're less than 40, right? lol
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you're less than 40, right? lol Originally Posted by Swamp Donkey
That's a solid bet.
That's a solid bet. Originally Posted by PipelinerTx
Makes sense now.
I don't have any absolute rules. I just make them up as I go.

I take things on a case-by-case basis.
My standards rise and fall in direct correlation to my bank balance.
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I don't have any absolute rules. I just make them up as I go.

I take things on a case-by-case basis.
My standards rise and fall in direct correlation to my bank balance. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Once I'm finished checking the couch under the car seats will be my next stop. $320/BnG here I come
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Nope...
More like

Originally Posted by boardman
I always thought it'd be more like.....

Once I'm finished checking the couch under the car seats will be my next stop. $320/BnG here I come
Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

To show my deep appreciation for that .gif set you made - $318.
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To show my deep appreciation for that .gif set you made - $318. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair


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This you Boardman?


Originally Posted by PipelinerTx

Leave me out of this... Fucking stalker...
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You're still not "young", numerically speaking. Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

What are you talking about? He is an embryo compared to many here, not me though ... My 1.3" of dangling death is smooth like a baby.
Once I'm finished checking the couch under the car seats will be my next stop. $320/BnG here I come
Originally Posted by Dorian Gray
Just a FYI, she was good with all the change wrapped, all the loose stuff, I had to count.
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I don't have any absolute rules. I just make them up as I go.

I take things on a case-by-case basis.
My standards rise and fall in direct correlation to my bank balance. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I love the veracity shown in those statements.
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To show my deep appreciation for that .gif set you made - $318. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
That's a whole 10% off of your 6.25% premium because he's DG....

What a Gal!
Boardman makes me purrrrrr regardless of age.

I trust in the natural weeding-out process of pre-session communication. The ones who are not respectful or patient will stop communicating with me on their own. Perhaps it's my level of professionalism or my refusal to entertain unnecessary BS that turns them away. My rate also naturally does that as well. No age limitations necessary. Originally Posted by YummyMarie
Sound reasoning.

I am more comfortable with gentlemen 35+, have a stated age minimum of 30, but I can occasionally be convinced to slip down a wee bit if the fellow is communicating with a modicum of politeness and a decent command of the English language. Why? Honestly, it's not so much about stamina, respect, or financial status, but at age 54, what the heck do I talk about with someone DECADES younger? (I know, I know, "What talking?") I do like to feel that I can connect with someone, and it's a wee bit weird for me to play with eager beaver hunters so much younger. (But I have met some wonderful blossoming boys, including a fine ECCIE lad who is turning 31 but has been visiting me since he was 24!)

Also, some gents who have spent less time on the planet are not so understanding of nature or forgiving of an aging body. They may not have reasonable expectations. (And then ladies like Dallas Rain just toss that right out the window with their unnaturally toned mature muscles, especially that butt. Biatch.)

A lot of younger men who contact me write single sentence notes filled with acronyms or slang that are barely comprehensible, and then there are those who start off with, "Do you do the mommy fantasy?" Oh, HELL NO!