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No pics of my taint in my personal collection..taint selfies aren't really "my thing"..I'm sure a review or two, or five... Might include the aforementioned photo...Do yo research! ;-)

No pics of my taint in my personal collection..taint selfies aren't really "my thing"..I'm sure a review or two, or five... Might include the aforementioned photo...Do yo research! ;-) Originally Posted by Eryn

I would be happy to help you with that... that's just how I am.

I was flipping burgers at McDonalds last week and this asshole came in and told me I needed to put the hair net back on. I hollered at that mother fucker and then had my buddy Mark spit in his coke. Fuck that ignorant mother fucker who does he think he is my mom? EFN is right, the customer is not always right!

I was flipping burgers at McDonalds last week and this asshole came in and told me I needed to put the hair net back on. I hollered at that mother fucker and then had my buddy Mark spit in his coke. Fuck that ignorant mother fucker who does he think he is my mom? EFN is right, the customer is not always right! Originally Posted by mrhamm

I KNOW RIGHT???

Last week I was performing the 4th vasectomy of the day...and this guy had the NERVE to ask if I could use a little more anesthesia...said "it hurt, please". Fuck that dumb mother fucker...I loaded him up and doubt he can feel his dick yet...and to top it off I didn't clip him completely....is HE ever in for a surprise!

The nerve of some of these customers...expecting service....

No pics of my taint in my personal collection..taint selfies aren't really "my thing"... Originally Posted by Eryn

Mebbe yew shuld get one ' them Nokia Windows cellophanes wif thet 41 megapixie camera. Then yew culd break it in wif a taint selfie in super-duper hi daffynishun. Ah hears they is reel easy ta use. Ah wuldn't want cha ta flounder 'round all helpless an' such tryin' ta snap a shot o' yer taint an' wind up wif nuthin' but pitcherolas o' yer dirty starfish, hun.

No pics of my taint in my personal collection..taint selfies aren't really "my thing"..I'm sure a review or two, or five... Might include the aforementioned photo...Do yo research! ;-) Originally Posted by Eryn

Here ya go...damn fine I might add...

Woops...just realized I don't have permission....Eryn, can I post a pic of your taint for the boy?

If'n thet's her taint, Ah really dew thinck it deserves tha 41 megapixie treatment.

Lol!! I don't want my taint highjacking this thread, Toyz!!
I see another novel written by OP scolding us all for not staying on topic coming our way...

Lol!! I don't want my taint highjacking this thread, Toyz!!
I see another novel written by OP scolding us all for not staying on topic coming our way... Originally Posted by Eryn

I'm an incredibly focused guy when I put my mind to it, but now that I have pictures of your taint its all I can think about...

What WAS the topic, anyway?

No pics of my taint in my personal collection..taint selfies aren't really "my thing"..I'm sure a review or two, or five... Might include the aforementioned photo...Do yo research! ;-) Originally Posted by Eryn

Here ya go...damn fine I might add...

Woops...just realized I don't have permission....Eryn, can I post a pic of your taint for the boy? Originally Posted by Toyz

Tha way Ah reads it, she wuz plum-near dirty duble dog darin' yew ta post it!