Loosest provider

Oh i know do u know how many ping pong balls i got stuck when i was learning my circus act? Luckily i have long fingers -_- Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

.... with sharp finger nails ????

Ha, My ex wife. But then again she provides for free to any and everybody. Swear I lost my watch in there somewhere and never found it.

Who remembers punchline to the old joke...."...help me find my keys and we'll drive out...".

I once dated a girl, she told me to put a finger in, I did.
Then she told me to put another in, I did.
It went all the way to putting my hand in, I did..
Then finally she said put your other hand in, I did...
Me in amazement, she told me to clap... I said I can't.......
She said, sure is tight ain't it!


Really old joke.

Double post

.... with sharp finger nails ???? Originally Posted by fun2come

Sounds like being gutted!

The thought of dirty foreign objects being shoved inside me... yuck0
Then again I'm tight.....

Ha, My ex wife. But then again she provides for free to any and everybody. Swear I lost my watch in there somewhere and never found it. Originally Posted by madmilo69

Some women I tell ya...

Sounds like being gutted!

The thought of dirty foreign objects being shoved inside me... yuck0
Then again I'm tight..... Originally Posted by Annika

Hmmm yeah ping pong balls straight from the package are so so so much dirtier than random cocks in your mouth.

I dont have sharp nails btw i keep them short

Yeah IM SUPPPPER TIGHT TOO havent u heard about my kegels i can literally shoot the ping pong ball across the bed

The thought of dirty foreign objects being shoved inside me... yuck0
Then again I'm tight..... Originally Posted by Annika

What about if I take a shower, even if its not Saturday?

The first ever ping-pong ball Olympics!

Anna on one side Nikki on the other. Each ass propped in the air by pillows. Each is given 4 "white balls" & a fifth golden one (the money ball).

Points are given for distance, "air" (how high), and a special "paint chipper" medal if one or the other can chip paint off yonder wall...

Ready...set...

The first ever ping-pong ball Olympics!

Anna on one side Nikki on the other. Each ass propped in the air by pillows. Each is given 4 "white balls" & a fifth golden one (the money ball).

Points are given for distance, "air" (how high), and a special "paint chipper" medal if one or the other can chip paint off yonder wall...

Ready...set... Originally Posted by Toyz

Fuck hers is gonna roll in her wide set vagina never to be seen again....

she might mistake it for a yeast clump or something when it finally comes out ijs.....

Fuck hers is gonna roll in her wide set vagina never to be seen again....

she might mistake it for a yeast clump or something when it finally comes out ijs..... Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Yeast clumping has long been dominated by the women from Bulgaria with an occasional upset from the East German women...it was recently dropped from the Olympics as too gross, even though throughout Europe it is still played on Sunday in the park for family events.

"Ball Spooping" {{{the art of sucking balls INTO the pussy}}} is making a comeback as more and more loose Hoogars near the end of their effective Hooging life, but want to somehow remain in the hobby. So they are stood up in pine boxes on the outside of incalls as entertainment for the passing johns...

Yeast clumping has long been dominated by the women from Bulgaria with an occasional upset from the East German women...it was recently dropped from the Olympics as too gross, even though throughout Europe it is still played on Sunday in the park for family events.

"Ball Spooping" {{{the art of sucking balls INTO the pussy}}} is making a comeback as more and more loose Hoogars near the end of their effective Hooging life, but want to somehow remain in the hobby. So they are stood up in pine boxes on the outside of incalls as entertainment for the passing johns... Originally Posted by Toyz

Bahahahahah u tickle my fancy sir. Put that shit on wikipedia asap.

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"Ball Spooping" {{{the art of sucking balls INTO the pussy}}} ... Originally Posted by Toyz

I'll never be able to watch the lottery the same way again!

But im all kinds of serious help me get her to focus her hatred on me so i can get a new car or some tits or something lol.....