Why Do Married Men Hobby

  • EZ.
  • 09-23-2014, 08:59 PM
I like strange pussy. I was married three times. My first wife was killed within 90 days. The other two didn't measure up. Hard to compete with a memory.
My second two wives were trophy wives. Looked good but lousy fucks. With them it was the dead wife experience (DWE). Check their pulse to make sure they were still with ya.

My first wife would wake me up with my dick in her mouth. I never could sleep like that.
Jake B's Avatar
I highly advise against that (there is no worse pain in life than being a husband and soon-to-be first time father to being neither in the blink of an eye). Originally Posted by rf23817
I am sorry to hear about your losses man.
Why do dogs lick their balls??? Because they can!!!

Hey, I'm not married, no SO, no kids and got divorced 5 years ago...Had I fell into hobbying before I got married I would have never gotten married in the first place!!

This is too much fun!!....I'm like a kid in a candy store...the hard part is deciding who the hell I want to meet first....

Damn there are so many fun, sweet and hot providers....I love them all !!...

Muaahhhhh!! Originally Posted by SNL9933
My story exactly (almost, nvr been married). Too many women, too little time (and money). Let's Party Ladies!
Poppa_Viagra's Avatar
"as many answers as there are married men..."

It's how you get along at home, like the Notorious Cherrybombs tune, It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chewed Your Ass All Day Long .

Maybe wifey needs hormone replacement. Maybe I just need a fleshlight.

It's because the sex at home isn't there. The only thing my wife and I have in common is neither one of us will suck a dick. Maybe she's tired of me and only wants to fuck doggie so she doesn't have to see me enjoying something.

Hell, maybe it's because on in the evolutionary design, men are supposed to breed, then get stomped flat by a wooley mammoth. Relationship? Whassat?
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they all become the DWE ,
TinMan's Avatar
Speaking as a 20-something married hobbyist:

- something different: personality, looks, passion.
- sex on demand: if the wife is unavailable or not in the mood I can easily find someone that is. (Do not have the time to play games or court a woman on the side)

In the times the wife and I hit a dry spell I can see a provider so I do not go insane. Originally Posted by Jake B
When I was your age, I had the exact same attitude. After we started having kids, she was just too damn exhausted to get in the mood as often as I wanted to (every other day was my minimum).

The hobby likely saved my marriage back then. I would get so frustrated trying to be "good". Once I decided to go this route, I realized she benefited, too. I never had an affair, in the traditional sense, and I was smart enough to always put family obligations ahead of the hobby.

Now I do it just to remind myself I still like sex :/
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Here's a story which might shed some light on the OP's question (or maybe not). It's an old story, so some on here may have seen it before, but I'll risk it because it's a good story.

So, when I was 24 (long time ago)....I got engaged to this wonderful young lady (also 24). Two weeks prior to our wedding date I had planned to come home from college and see her and her family for the weekend. Everyone (in her family) knew I was visiting that weekend.

On late Friday afternoon I arrived at her parents' house -- where she lived. I walk up to the door and ring the bell. Her younger sister (18 years old) answers the door wearing some *really* short shorts and a tank-top. She says to me, "They all went shopping and I agreed to wait for you to arrive. I've wanted you since you started dating my sister a few years ago, but I figure this is my last chance. So, come on in...."

I open the screen-door and ask her if she's serious or just fuck'in with me...as I step inside. She starts walking up the stairs as she pulls off her top (no bra, but she's facing upstairs)...then she gets to the top, looks over her shoulder, bends over as she is sliding those nearly non-existent shorts off. G-string and I'm hard as a diamond! She flicks her shorts down the stairs at me and says "I'll be in my room!"

I immediately turn and walk back out of the house, headed toward my car. Just then my fiance and her father come running around the side of the house! Her father grabs me and hugs me, saying: "I'm so glad you passed our little test and I hope you don't hold it against us; welcome to the family Son!"

The lesson of this story is....ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN THE GLOVE-BOX OF YOUR CAR!

Secondary message....Men often, not occasionally; think with the wrong head. It's not an issue of character flaws or malice, it's more like a developmentally challenged kid seeing something shiny. The blood flow goes south and the intellect goes lower -- thus impairing rational thought immediately and significantly.

~Hal
I don't think it has much to do with being married versus being single. I hobby because I love beautiful women. I'll also admit that I'm a sucker for a pair of soft lips and the passion that goes with them. That's something simple that my wife never really got in to.

Vic
doug_dfw's Avatar
Here's a story which might shed some light on the OP's question (or maybe not). It's an old story, so some on here may have seen it before, but I'll risk it because it's a good story.

So, when I was 24 (long time ago)....I got engaged to this wonderful young lady (also 24). Two weeks prior to our wedding date I had planned to come home from college and see her and her family for the weekend. Everyone (in her family) knew I was visiting that weekend.

On late Friday afternoon I arrived at her parents' house -- where she lived. I walk up to the door and ring the bell. Her younger sister (18 years old) answers the door wearing some *really* short shorts and a tank-top. She says to me, "They all went shopping and I agreed to wait for you to arrive. I've wanted you since you started dating my sister a few years ago, but I figure this is my last chance. So, come on in...."

I open the screen-door and ask her if she's serious or just fuck'in with me...as I step inside. She starts walking up the stairs as she pulls off her top (no bra, but she's facing upstairs)...then she gets to the top, looks over her shoulder, bends over as she is sliding those nearly non-existent shorts off. G-string and I'm hard as a diamond! She flicks her shorts down the stairs at me and says "I'll be in my room!"

I immediately turn and walk back out of the house, headed toward my car. Just then my fiance and her father come running around the side of the house! Her father grabs me and hugs me, saying: "I'm so glad you passed our little test and I hope you don't hold it against us; welcome to the family Son!"

The lesson of this story is....ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN THE GLOVE-BOX OF YOUR CAR!

Secondary message....Men often, not occasionally; think with the wrong head. It's not an issue of character flaws or malice, it's more like a developmentally challenged kid seeing something shiny. The blood flow goes south and the intellect goes lower -- thus impairing rational thought immediately and significantly.

~Hal Originally Posted by Hal-10000
Has your relationship survived? Curious- if that stunt was pulled on me that would be the end of a relationship with her family if I believed she knew nothing about the "test" . I would have run too but only because I would not trust the sister.
doug_dfw's Avatar
I have been married four times and have been divorced by my first three because I was always away doing business providing them with the 1% lifestyle. I divorced the 4th because she became double the size, wanted sex, and I could not because of that; but she still lives in the 1% lifestyle. I still work my ass off, have no further interest in the marriage trap and love my ATF. Yes while married away from home I hobby 'ed. Oh yes, PO, why, I am a a full blue blooded Scotsman who did wear kilts and tap tap the drums. PS neither of my wives, while suspicious, never had "evidence".
TexTushHog's Avatar
I can't fathom why this thread is more than one reply long.

Like single men, they like strange pussy! QED.
  • Etrsk
  • 09-25-2014, 06:23 PM
Imagine always being hungry and only fed barely enough bread and water to survive. You will always be hungry. And you will always be miserable. Good luck on not resenting the person treating you that way.

Sex isn't that much different. Even if you don't partake on the hobby you will think about getting some. Sometimes it sucks even having a sex drive.
for me I was married at 17 and had baby son at 18 .. never had a chance to hit a bunch of strange ,, so now I can and I do ... I do like repeating with my fav's however ... and THN just moved into top 2 ....
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Providers seldom reinforce the notion that it's an obligation, part of the job. . . wives almost always do.
My grandfather (rip) shared a story with me when I was a kid.

He said.."When you get married...During your first year of marriage put a penny in a jar every time you and your wife make love..After your first year, every time you make love take a penny out of the jar...You will never empty the jar."