Things you've left in a hotel/notell?

Piss...in stripper heels. Everytime!

I left my iPhone at the PI on Harwin, realized it, & got there 20 mins later & it was gone, raised hell with them but of course they had no idea what happened to it, funny thing, I tracked it to an apartment complex full of Patels, hope they made good money from it cause they lost my on avg twice a week visits plus several others I've told

it'll be a tad disheartening to figure out that some women have forgotten a man's donation somewhere in a hotel room.

I'd seriously be pissed. I'd like to "imagine" that my money is going toward something useful like bills or some shit. Originally Posted by wreckshop

Omg...that happened to me!! last client before catching a flight...furtunately, I had just left the hotel and told the taxi driver to go back. I was close to histarical ..luckily when I walk back in the room it was still on the dresser...yep that guy took my concentration away...

Besides that...a ring, brand new g-string and a towel.

Oh and some cleaning lady on vacation stole a pair of oakley sunglasses and a brand new tank top...

BJ

I'm new....granted.

But surely I'm not the only one.

I'm still reeling over a $16 DOLLAR bottle of warming lubricant I left behind this week. Surely I'm not the only one?

Sunglasses? Belt? Benjamin Franklins? What has the Hobby robbed from you?

Proceed.... Originally Posted by Lacey Hall

That's why I like my INCALL. At least if I misplace something there I have a chance of finding it.

I'm better than I used to be, but yep, I've left things at outcalls, usually because they got tossed or knocked out of sight, like a jar of Kama Sutra Chocolate Bodydust with feather applicator that fell behind the nightstand, a slim vibrator that rolled under the bed, a favorite pair of slinky black panties tucked on a low shelf in the bathroom. I had changed out of a nice dress for amorous activities, then was making the long trek back home late at night in shorts and undies more comfy for driving. Heck, at least I got the bra. My 44C holsters are expensive!

A couple of times I couldn't find panties or one of my stockings no matter how hard I looked, and since the gentlemen weren't all that helpful, I believe that they absconded with my delicates as souvenirs. (All a fellow needs to do is ASK, but I think they found it funny to see me on all fours, behind stuck up in the air, head down trying to peer under the furnishings.)

Some fellows get a chuckle out of my "checklist." I wear a lot of jewelry and take most of it off for play (since I've also lost a couple of earrings in the sheets and didn't notice until after I left, including a diamond stud once, dang it), so I start at my feet making sure that my toe rings haven't slipped off, then check my anklet(s), the rings on my pretty red-tipped fingers, my bracelets, my necklace(s), my earrings, my hair clip, my sunglasses in the daytime, my scarf in the winter, touching each body part as I go. Must look like an erotic Simon Says game.

I always ask if the gentleman has everything he came with when he leaves me, but even so, I end up with sunglasses, belts, ties, handkerchiefs, combs, watches, phones, wallets, and even a wedding ring or two. (Yes, anything of value was quickly returned to the rightful owner, sometimes within minutes of the, "Oh, darlin', you forgot ____," phone call.) Would like to say that I just blast a man's mind into incoherency, but we can all get forgetfully foggy when our brains have to refocus from fun to the rat race again.

I left my 200$ vibrator that I'm still mad about.! Also forgot my iPad once but got it back. My thong, my makeup bag, my charger. I travel a lot (not for work) so yes, I've lost thousands of dollars because I forget things. Sucks but not much you can do about it lol. Originally Posted by Sweet tart candy

A $2OO vibrator ? Wtf Is it plated in gold ?

A $2OO vibrator ? Wtf Is it plated in gold ?
No it was atomic powered.

Left my favorite paddle at a P.I, one black stiletto, hygiene products, and numerous bottles of lube.

I left a heart shape paddle that had red fuzzy stuff on one side and leather on the other. I was really upset because it was brand new. It fell behind the night stand at a hotel in Shreveport.

A pretty nice watch once - which the ho undoubtedly pawned later that day (a Friday.). Been 2 years and I still get pissed about it about once a week. I of course didn't realize it until getting dressed Monday morn. Since then I don't bring anything of value in, other than the donation. Originally Posted by tbone77494

T - you need to do the Austin Powers chant right before you leave (I do - seriously):

Spectacles
Testicles
Wallet
&Watch

And grab each before you move!

I need to change my avatar. Another fine ass.

I bought a high end new in the box Magellan GPS for $100 off Craigslist that retails for $500. The guy said his Mom is a hotel maid and found it in a room.
Should have asked him if she found any gold plated dildos.

A $2OO vibrator ? Wtf Is it plated in gold ?
No it was atomic powered. Originally Posted by tucson

Hehe! That sounds pretty koolio but no, I'll just say that it made magic and I'm talking WeT (very wet) magic! Plus, I got tired of buying cheap vibrators that only last me a month. Not sure if it's just me but a 40$ vibrator can't keep up with this little pussy lol! Now all I buy is 100$+ that I can recharge and never have to worry about batteries again. Some things are just worth paying a higher price for in the end...

Some of the responses are really note worthy. But I've left a crapload of hair ties.

NICE Tucson!!


I left a Gideon Bible---oh wait,that was already there...lol

{But i did take one of those bibles with me once...accidentally}

I was at a casino few weeks ago and left a really really big dong! Guess the maid was happy!