The "Screamer" Vs The "Moaner" and Dirty Talk

Give it to me SL, harder, harder, harder! Hold on let me get my pants off!

Giggler here, too. It's both killed boners and broken hearts. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Im a giggler too....but will only happen if you actually know what you are doing and have made me cum so many times my brain starts stuttering....takes a very talented man to make me squeak that way

Giggler here, too. It's both killed boners and broken hearts. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

A boner is a terrible thing to waste. Many a boner has been permanently de-boned due to excessive giggling.

A boner is a terrible thing to waste. Many a boner has been permanently de-boned due to excessive giggling. Originally Posted by Toyz

To me, boners are like buffalo. From meat to teeth, I don't waste an inch.

To me, boners are like buffalo. From meat to teeth, I don't waste an inch. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

LMAO.... nice!!!!

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can make an enzyme... Thank you ladies and gents, I'll be here all week, try the veal!

I thought you could make a hormone by mixing sand in her lube.

Could this do the trick?

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/10/...t-or-not-book/

In my opinion, a lady does not have to moan or scream. If things are going well, the man should know if she is enjoying it. There is always talk about "Faking", but I don't think either party can really fake it.

There is always talk about "Faking", but I don't think either party can really fake it. Originally Posted by Harold Foxcar

Wow this is crazy. I haven't read your reviews but do you make the ladies "O" every time?

Personally, screaming makes me a bit uncomfortable in a hotel. Moaning is nice. I prefer shaking, eye rolling, and quivering. Being unable to communicate in anything other than authentic frontier gibberish and having temporary orgasm induced brain damage are the things I like for a woman to experience with me. Whatever it takes to get her there, toys, power tools...I will work til my tongue falls out to give that.

I've never been with a screamer who sounded real. I do love a good moaner and some good, but realistic, dirty talk. Had a SO who would say "fuck me, baby, harder, harder" while I did her and I found that very erotic. She was the best at it but was real about her talk.

I don't enjoy being with a woman who is a screamer just because it doesn't feel real. Load moaning during orgasm is fantastic. Dirty talk has to be realistic.

Great thread, though.

I've never been with a screamer who sounded real. I do love a good moaner and some good, but realistic, dirty talk. Had a SO who would say "fuck me, baby, harder, harder" while I did her and I found that very erotic. She was the best at it but was real about her talk.

I don't enjoy being with a woman who is a screamer just because it doesn't feel real. Load moaning during orgasm is fantastic. Dirty talk has to be realistic.

Great thread, though. Originally Posted by AcesHigh

I agree screaming can seem fake. However, there are real screams out there to be heard; and not just b/c you are coming in the back door.

I rarely scream, but I have. The last time I remember screaming was upon insertion. There was this crazy week and a half long build-up of texts and dirty phone talk with a lover who was out of town. My pussy started leaking when he said he was on his way. I was throbbing by the time he knocked on my door. I ravaged him and screamed my ass off. It was over in like 5 strokes (or sits in this case).

Real screams are usually accompanied with various pussy palpitations.

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So...which ladies are legendary for their abilities to orgasm?

Eh, I'm not much of a dirty talker...or maybe I am sometimes. Apparently I don't give it much thought, because it turns out that giving it too much thought usually ends up in some jumbled mad-lib of dirty words and when I accidentally mix female adjectives with male parts the PSE IOP pops real fast. Not only that, but the interaction sounds programed/fake to me when I just throw out "fuck me with that big dick...you make me so wet...that cock feels fucky, Papi." Aaaand I'm picky as fuck on the dirty talk I like to hear and assume others are just as nuanced as me. I communicate in bed, often times verbally, just not the basic porn script shit.

Catch my eye, fuck me 20 times, and throw me in bed at 3am after a week+ of all suck and no fuck and I might make you blush. Or I might make you feel weird. I have been known to say ridiculously weird, sorta filthy stuff in a matter-of-fact way. That works on the boys that can handle a confused boner or have grown accustomed to it to the point of finding it endearing, but I'm willing to bet that it puts other boys' boners to rest. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

A confused boner!! "not sure why my dick is hard while you watch me scramble these eggs... but i think i like it" too funny!