This scotch taste like im going to text you later

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Do you know why he's called Smokey?
  • Sonya
  • 10-19-2014, 08:35 AM
Idk. Why?
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His pee pee was on fire?
His pee pee was on fire? Originally Posted by pyramider
that was richard pryor
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Oh shit...I just realized that is a tranny...that's funny..but nope it was your mama....... LOL Originally Posted by SNL9933
Couldn't of been. My mom only takes easy appointments, oedipus.
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Me…guilty as charged...
Me…guilty as charged... Originally Posted by 713hobbyman
You can drunk text me anytime!! I'm still waiting for a pic with you and a pump on a boat…
Id imagine his lover must have got him extremely excited by showing him pictures. Pictures of her pink. Pictures of her in flagrante with various girlfriends. Perhaps he was at work and the things she said she was going to do had him begging for release. Perhaps she told him to go somewhere private because she wanted to see what effect she had on him. Then because she loves the visual he stroked it to a lovely milky explosion. Then she finished herself off in the bathtub with the water pressure. So he could hear her cum.

But thats just my best guess. It could have happened like that. Originally Posted by Sonya

Sonya's drunk texts lead to unlawful use of Christmas ornaments. And chocolate chip pancakes! And threesomes in the backseat of cars...
  • Sonya
  • 10-19-2014, 12:51 PM
Sonya's drunk texts lead to unlawful use of Christmas ornaments. And chocolate chip pancakes! And threesomes in the backseat of cars... Originally Posted by Stella Dearborn
I think you need to be kissed, often . By someone who knows how to kiss you.
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  • TheDr
  • 10-19-2014, 01:03 PM
Have rec'd drunk texts, not sent any... yet...
Have rec'd drunk texts, not sent any... yet... Originally Posted by TheDr
That's because Sonya and I haven't gotten our hands on you, we'll get you drunk enough to want to call your mother and tell you're happy! Upload pictures of titts onto your Facebook for your kids and boss to see… :-)
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I think you need to be kissed, often . By someone who knows how to kiss you. Originally Posted by Sonya
I have and and I do often and plan to again soon!
No drunk texts but I guess I will start blaming stupid shit I say on the alcohol :-)
That's because Sonya and I haven't gotten our hands on you, we'll get you drunk enough to want to call your mother and tell you're happy! Upload pictures of titts onto your Facebook for your kids and boss to see… :-) Originally Posted by Stella Dearborn
Dayum..... lol...
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  • TheDr
  • 10-19-2014, 03:05 PM
That's because Sonya and I haven't gotten our hands on you, we'll get you drunk enough to want to call your mother and tell you're happy! Upload pictures of titts onto your Facebook for your kids and boss to see… :-) Originally Posted by Stella Dearborn
Shyte!! That's a lotta drinkin'!