I better fear the almighty lord

(No offense Whispers you just have this weird penchant for fucking with mature independent providers). Originally Posted by Usual suspects

I do too but in my case it actually involves having sex with them

I do too but in my case it actually involves having sex with them Originally Posted by Qziz

Then by all means make a guess. It's not fun unless you play.

nah no need. it's pretty obvious it's the same guy who's been doing this for years. he lurks and get email addresses and every so often he sends those weird emails and then probably congratulates himself for saving those lost Jezebels from a life of depravity.

(luckily for those of us who enjoy depravity and/or Jezebels it almost never works)

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Sounds like it's time for another rousing game of ECCIE Clue! I will go first!

It was: Whispers
In the: Austin Coed
With the: Anonymous E-mail

(No offense Whispers you just have this weird penchant for fucking with mature independent providers). Originally Posted by Usual suspects

I've been around for 14 years and never been a part of doing anything "anonymously".

If I want to fuck with someone I do it in the open. This kind of shit gets done by cowards.

Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blaspemy against the spirit will not be forgiven men.

Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blaspemy against the spirit will not be forgiven men. Originally Posted by purtybaby

Verily, verily I say unto thee. Funny HO! Where you been?!?! I have missed thou on yonder boards.

Welcome back,

And remember...

"Ask not what your John can do for you, rather what you can do for your John".

I got cock-slapped and suffered amnesia. I spent a year in an Old English Sheep Dog forum cracking fuck jokes to no avail. It was not until I was cock-gagged and hit by a swollen nutsack in my frontal lobe that I snapped out of it and remembered my home.

It was an upside down cock gagging. Stop looking at me sideways physics masters.

Ahhhhh. The ancient "Nutsak Therapy" as detailed in Freud's riveting review of amnesians cured by Cock induced reverse trauma.

Glad it worked for you! Remember that the effects are only temporary and you must keep up the cadence of scrotum on forehead treatment 3x weekly at minimum.

I don't have time for that honestly. I have a standing, daily date with a sheep dog named Herbert. I get to be on the receiving end and I get off and the long shaggy hairs tickling my asshole while he licks my clit.
I hope I did not cross any outing boundries with this information.

The global group "Amnesty for Sheepdogs" might have slight issue with that particular disclosure, but not I. Besides sheepdog lovin' is legal in may Texas counties.

It was an upside down cock gagging. Stop looking at me sideways physics masters. Originally Posted by purtybaby

LMAO