DEEP THROAT Is Not DEEP THROAT If...

Hey baby, will you suck my cock? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Yes Babe Over & Over & Over
because I'm so irresistible duh RaWr Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
The 'cunty' attitude and the guys crying because they didn't pass the DM rules makes them only want to see you even more...

Great fucking marketing...
promises promises. but the only woman who was ever able to keep me down her throat was a skinny little chick I knew back in college.
A nose to breathe from but if your winky is big enough no air will be able to travel through her throat... So basically your admiting to you winky isnt long enough? Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Experience talking I see
The 'cunty' attitude and the guys crying because they didn't pass the DM rules makes them only want to see you even more...

Great fucking marketing... Originally Posted by SNL9933
I dont have a cunty attitude you just read my post in a cunty voice to yourself but Im not cunty... Im a just a regular smartass but since Im a hooker you automatically put me in a cunt category....

Shhhh.... Im Huntin Wabbits
I learned these things at camp. Also that if my eyes aren't watering then what's the point. Plus don't pinch my nose as that is cheating.

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This shit gets me everytime & I know Im about to make alot of you FUCKTARDS Mad But Oh Well...

Deep Throat Is NOT Deep Throat if...

1. You can make out the words coming out her mouth when your winky is no longer seen..

2. If she has no throat slober that hangs on to your winky and strings along to her lips..
Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
I learned these things at camp. Also that if my eyes aren't watering then what's the point. Plus don't pinch my nose as that is cheating.

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Lol thats funny
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You have been through the process no need to repeat just bring your ass ha Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Or so you say. I've yet to get a reply to me PM
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This shit gets me everytime & I know Im about to make alot of you FUCKTARDS Mad But Oh Well...

Deep Throat Is NOT Deep Throat if...

1. You can make out the words coming out her mouth when your winky is no longer seen..

2. If she has no throat slober that hangs on to your winky and strings along to her lips..

3. If you cant feel when your winky goes over that hump in the back of her throat & continues down like a telescope.

4. If she is still able to breathe

5. If she can still move her tongue unless you have a pencil winky..

If your winky isnt at least 6inchs you will never experience what a good BJ feels like because your runway isnt long enough... ijs

I had someone recently tell me my blowjobs werent that good and I looked at him then looked down & then shook my head..

When you winky is 3inchs you cant judge my Einstein abilities... Carry On Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe


+100...Awesome thread....got me all excited.
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You 'tards do realize that this threAD is about me, don't you?
because I'm so irresistible duh RaWr Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Yes you are........ Ahhhhhhh!

Before Yall Fucktards Get Overly Excited & Start Placing BETS I Don't See Asian's Sorry ijs... Carry On Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Damn you are untouchable too! I MIGHT come out of my 4 years long Sabbath just for you if you change your mind
You 'tards do realize that this threAD is about me, don't you? Originally Posted by boardman

You always seem to make me turn purple & blue.. Damn Cats... MeOw
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Thats Right Tell Them Haha