Attention minorities!!!

Ok my turn:

What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make brothers run faster

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards.

School is like a boner: long and hard.
Unless you're Asian.

Why are Native Americans great strippers?
Because when they dance they make it rain.

Snow
One of the rare times when "8-12 inches" is associated with something white.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit them the more english you get.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?
The harder you hit them the more english you get. Originally Posted by boardman

lol

This guy is visiting New Orleans and looking for the perfect souvenir to take home to commemorate his trip. Bourbon Street has the same things shop after shop and it's all touristy stuff so he ventures a couple of blocks over and finds this strange looking voodoo shop and wanders in.

He's looking around and finally, behind the counter, he sees this brass rat sitting up on a shelf.
The owner is there and sees him looking at the brass rat. The guy asks if it's for sale and how much.
The owner tells him it's for sale. The brass rat is $20. If he wants the story that comes with it, well, that's gonna cost him $200.

The guy lays a 20 down and tells him to just hand him the rat. The owner takes the money, hands the guy the rat.

So the guy takes off down the street heading towards the river and hears something behind him. Looking back he sees these rats, live ones, following him and more coming out from under buildings and the alley ways. Guy picks up his pace but every time he looks back the number of rats following him just grows. There's thousands of them!

He realizes it's got something to do with the brass rat and picks up his pace. He looks behind him and now there's hundreds of thousands of rats following him and the pack is still growing.

He finally gets to the river and turns around one more time and sees literally millions of rats all standing there watching him. So he throws the brass rat in his hand into the river and all of these millions of rats following him jump into the river after the brass rat and drown.

The guy is amazed at what he's just seen. He high tails it back to the voodoo shop and as soon as he walks in the owner recognizes him and says "I see you've come back for the story."

The guy says...

"Fuck the story! You got any brass Jews?"

What do you get with you cross a Pollock with a Mexican? Somebody who spray paints their name on a chain link fence

Why do black guys drive with the gangsta lean? They think the smell is coming from the outside.

Q: Why do black people hate country music?
A: Because when they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister got shot.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.

What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.

Q: How many white men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, white men will screw anything.

Hey, if we're talking minorities and reparations.... you Irish chihuahua bashers own me a Taco Bell franchise. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Bashing Irish Chihuahuas is a good way to make taco meat.

Tacos and chihuahuas? Now y'all wanta offend taco and dog lovers!!! Is the right to do this protected somewhere in the fine print also?

Tacos and chihuahuas? Now y'all wanta offend taco and dog lovers!!! Is the right to do this protected somewhere in the fine print also? Originally Posted by Chincho

You are doing it wrong.

You are doing it wrong. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Learn me how to do it right?

Tacos and chihuahuas? Now y'all wanta offend taco and dog lovers!!! Is the right to do this protected somewhere in the fine print also? Originally Posted by Chincho

Hey you're from SA, aren't they all chihuahua taco eating dog fanatics there?

I eat kitties! As long as there not wrapped in bacon!