quotes and such

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To be 20 years old and not be a liberal means you have no heart. To be 40 years old and not be a conservative means you have no brain. - Winston Churchill
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"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." - Plato
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Clark W Grizwald from European Vacation.On the flight over.
Stewardess:Excuse me sir may I get you something?
Clark:I'll have a Coke.
Stewardess:Would you like it in the can?
Clark:No I'll have it here.
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea" - Robert Heinlein
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. by Robert Frost

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable. by Quentin Crisp
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"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." - Robert Heinlein

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen
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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius


"Mongo like candy"
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"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now." Elwood
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"What you call "love" was invented by guys like me...to sell nylons." --Don Draper (Mad Men)
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"What you call "love" was invented by guys like me...to sell nylons." --Don Draper (Mad Men) Originally Posted by LayneLaughlin
OMG! where have you been beautiful? Miss you!
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"If music be the food of love, play on". - Shakespeare
“When they [breasts] are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love them, and I love that.”
Drew Barrymore

“I love women’s breasts. I love how they don’t blink when I stare at them.”
Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

“Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack”
Josh Stern,

“She laughed and unfastened her bra, unleashing her breasts like attack dogs”
Nev Fountain, Geek Tragedy

My favorite past time has always been,
Caressing your breasts, from beginning to end.
First one then the other, taking turns,
Licking them gently as your body burns.
Then softly biting the left one first,
Finishing with the right, to slake my thirst.
My favorite past time I have to say,
Be it nighttime or be it day.
I love your breasts yes I know,
So round and firm, The best in show.

Don Juan Tenorio
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Hey there! I'm doing great, just finally finished up school. :-)

Hope you all are doing wonderful and staying warm!!!
Hey there! I'm doing great, just finally finished up school. :-)

Hope you all are doing wonderful and staying warm!!! Originally Posted by LayneLaughlin
Welcome back, lovely Layne. You've been sorely missed.
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Hey there! I'm doing great, just finally finished up school. :-)

Hope you all are doing wonderful and staying warm!!! Originally Posted by LayneLaughlin
Congrats on finishing school.