Meanwhile, Toyz Is Busy Scheduling His Next BCD...

IF I post that in the What's on your sexual bucket list?
will you do it ?? Originally Posted by fun2come

Sure. Why not?

Sure. Why not? Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Done: http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...8&postcount=23

Now SMACK ME

I don't get out of bed for less than $500

Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Do they turn you over now and again to alleviate the bed sores?

When I ran my campaign for Grand Pubar of eccie I promised a chicken in every pot and a cock in every Ho. At that time I provided autographed copies of "Toyz Sammich recipe and Small Engine repair guide". Did you lose yours?

When I ran my campaign for Grand Pubar of eccie I promised a chicken in every pot and a cock in every Ho. At that time I provided autographed copies of "Toyz Sammich recipe and Small Engine repair guide". Did you lose yours? Originally Posted by Toyz

So your "limp and rubbery" cawk grows back, much like the severed shark Fins ???

Imagine that.

Tell you what....Miss Valentina, you can be my non-traditional Krampus so you can tie me up and spank me.




All others get the traditional Krampus so that they can get their butts flogged for being mean to each other on MY thread.

I don't get out of bed for less than $500. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

Yes, but isn't this the bigger question:
What's the minimum amount necessary to get you into bed?

I Caught a cold. My mom said here I just made chicken soup. It was wonderful but the entire time I thought PLEASE don't there be a Beeg Cauk in here!

LMAO! !!

I Caught a cold. My mom said here I just made chicken soup. It was wonderful but the entire time I thought PLEASE don't there be a Beeg Cauk in here! Originally Posted by Still Looking

Silly Uncle, Troll Soup is made with BBW's, NOT Chicken...

Silly Uncle, Troll Soup is made with BBW's, NOT Chicken... Originally Posted by Toyz

Troll soup only has BBW vagina blubber. Not to be confused with Granda SL'S chicken soup.

Silly Uncle, Troll Soup is made with BBW's, NOT Chicken... Originally Posted by Toyz

Troll soup only has BBW vagina blubber. Not to be confused with Granda SL'S chicken soup. Originally Posted by Still Looking

When you're just trying to get back on your feet...

When you don't give a fuck if you get back on your feet or not...

When you don't give a fuck if you get back on your feet or not...

Originally Posted by Toyz

I've had a helping or two of that stuff!

Don't touch Shark Fin Soup, don't touch Troll Soup, and whatever you do stay away from EFN's Homemade Bat-Shit Chowder. Each will give you the rocket propelled hot orange squirts.