What's on your sexual bucket list?

Watching a nude lady pianist play Clare de Lune and Midnight Sonata on a baby grand under candlelight while being blown by another lady. Bonus points if done with fine cigar with a matched port. Originally Posted by Zhivago52

I do believe that would be Moonlight Sonata. I only recall because we use to beat it on the tom toms during pow wow ceremonies. That was a REALLY slow dance.
Forget Beethoven you should have seen what we did with Bach preludes and counterpoint.

Getting a blowjob from my wife. LOL! Originally Posted by icuminpeace

LOL, that would put a lot of providers out of business

Ah'll take a bucket uv 'rigin'l recipe KFC wif green beans, mashed taters an' biskits an' jerk mah gherkin whilst Ah chow down. Thet way Ah don't gotsta deal wif no bat-shit crazy lady-lays. An' don't give meh no grief about mah choices. It's a free cuntry an' you kin go an' masturmatate tha way yew wanna, an' Ah'll beat off tha way Ah wanna. Y'all ain't tha boss o' meh!

Getting a blowjob from my wife. LOL! Originally Posted by icuminpeace

Meh, you aren't missing much...she's not very good at it.

Meh, you aren't missing much...she's not very good at it. Originally Posted by Toyz

Getting a blowjob from my wife. LOL! Originally Posted by icuminpeace

She can take my class. I'll make out a gift certificate that you can put in her Christmas stocking

I've done the Eyes Wide Shut ritual, full of beta kittens and debauchery, but one must be willing to play both teams to get invited back.

I feel so vanilla ....

my bucket list includes things like a blowie while watching the Marx Brothers ( preferably night at the opera)

and fingering a date while a the Ballet...

Ohh and having a string quartet playing in the next room while me and Miss Val make strange and ludicrous sex noises.

I feel so vanilla ....

My bucket list includes things like fingering a Marx Brother while having a string quartet make strange sex noises a the Ballet Originally Posted by Bob McV

Bob that's too cool!

Bob that's too cool! Originally Posted by Toyz

Hmm, in a quirky nerd sort of way that Harpo was one sexy man!

my bucket list includes things like a blowie while watching the Marx Brothers ( preferably night at the opera) Originally Posted by Bob McV

Mrs. Claypool (Margaret Dumont) was a hottie

To outdo Still Looking...again!

Hmm, in a quirky nerd sort of way that Harpo was one sexy man! Originally Posted by Bob McV

I would have taken you for a groucho kind of fan...that was one funny MOFO...

Dayana and Presley together...saw each separately and that was amazing.

Role play of me being abducted and gently groped and playfully raped by 2 men… like in the Japanese porn scene. Lots of breast and nipple play please!! I want to feel helpless. Woahhh…it's just a fantasy. :-)