Stupid things you have done in a session

TinMan's Avatar
I was crawling backwards on the bed with the intention of giving head and fell off the bed. Originally Posted by anova444
Who was the idiot who let that happen to you? LOL!
Who was the idiot who let that happen to you? LOL! Originally Posted by TinMan
It wasn't you my love.
Abe Normal's Avatar
I once pulled out ( at the lady's request ) to shoot on her ass

First shot hit myself in the eye. Burned like hell too !
burkalini's Avatar
I once pulled out ( at the lady's request ) to shoot on her ass

First shot hit myself in the eye. Burned like hell too ! Originally Posted by Abe Normal

Bad aim huh?
Eccie Addict's Avatar
These ones about spewing on yourself would be a sight to behold lol. That has got to be something a provider would not be able to keep to herself lol.
burkalini's Avatar
I'm sure a few of you providers have farted when you cum really hard. I know I have heard a couple do that.
Eccie Addict's Avatar
That's when I'm really disappointed to be hearing impaired cause I miss out on stuff like that lol.
I once pulled out ( at the lady's request ) to shoot on her ass

First shot hit myself in the eye. Burned like hell too ! Originally Posted by Abe Normal
Sounds like you weren't even wearing a cover...
Abe Normal's Avatar
Of course I was wearing a cover. That was part of the problem, trying to hold out till I ripped the damn thing off, LOL