Honey don't fret, you can't be above a little ribbing (for her pleasure) from the cadre of miscreant perverts who frequent this site. Stick around for the shit show and you will learn rather quickly who's intention is just humor, and who's ass needs kicking in a huge "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" pit. None of the guys who have posted thus far are pit-worthy.
Besides, I've do-dah'ed a number of these curmudgeonly dissolute pussy lickers and half of them had to have a side wall cut from their house and delivered to my step on the flat bed of an 18 wheel tractor trailer. It took a battalion of any manner of cranes and levers to get them to the action only to find I couldn't manage to see the part I'm am obliged to attend as it was hidden in a morass of wibbling gibblet.
You're real purdy, and from what I can tell, you smoke one hell of a pole. Anyone who wouldn't see you is missing out.
Originally Posted by Miss Valentina
Epic way with words, hehehe.
Speaking of smoking some poles...