To-Don'ts

Well, I am certain you are speaking of me (thanks to your pms) and honestly....I have cxed on you twice. Big. fuckin. deal. I should have never scheduled an engagement with you honestly, although it sure comes in handy to know what I know now. I personally have no interest in seeing guys who want to spend 59.7 minutes sweating, stanking up my room and attempting to grudge fuck my delicate cat because you are lit the fuck up. You don't own me. I am at liberty to refuse service to anyone. So much for that special, I shoulda charged your bedlamite ass full price.



How the fuck do you know if most of us have REAL jobs or not?? Candidly, I find it quite humorous to hear a repugnant john, such as yourself, slander the work ethics and/or morals of women... Because dealing with quintessential assholes like you isn't easy, in fact, IT IS taxing!

BTW: My dentist rescheduled my appointment today, should he, too, fall into this category??



Oh Hey Helicopter... So happy that you've graced us with the typical 'her bf is a pimp' gibberish today. How about you quit assuming every hookers' SO is a fuckin pimp? I don't assume your momma is a fuckin raunchy cunt...Or that you have the mouth rot... Or an invisible pecker... Or.... well, you get the picture. FYI, I AM MY OWN PIMP. ijs... Originally Posted by Gemma34

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Sorry you feel that way.

Here we go again............ Six made a general comment not pointed at anyone (that the readers would know), and you call him a repugnant john. I have no idea what happened between you two, but I know who has had these blow up forum posts before.

No worries japer... We all know you have only $60-100 allowance per hooker. ... So this is probably well above your pay grade. It was Ict pssy that I was naming a repugnant fuck. Keep up dear. Keep up. I would love to navigate your lost ass but I'm tired. And bored. So just take my advice when I say to catch up then keep up honey. You will sound less retarded trying to call me out dummy. Ijs.

gloves off. Bring the popcorn. Keep it coming, I cannot wait for more.

My apologies for breaking up the drama, I'm going to back on point.

To-dont's

1) Don't run ad saying that safety and discretion are important to you and then work out of the same exact hotel room for months on end.

2) Don't forget, protection is hard to flush sometimes. While I know I may not be the first person you've seen today, too many times it appears I'm not the first person you've seen since you last used the bathroom.

Thank you Calvin.

Another to don't for us ladies.. Don't call the gentleman the wrong name. Lol

Thank you Calvin.

Another to don't for us ladies.. Don't call the gentleman the wrong name. Lol Originally Posted by Gemma34

Call me Frank or Willy little but if the performance is good I can live with it. Then again if its all bad the name err would just be insult to injury and lots of beer drinking to relieve the stress

To- donts right.
Don't go to the local Watering hole and pickup the cat lady( she not even that old, I mean nice tits still) then go to hers and fall to sleep there. The cats will kiss you and get you sick for a few weeks( yup, yikes) because if your not used to there microbes it will happen.

I think dogs can do the same but less likely!

To-don'ts

Guys, unless you are in a Las Vegas resort, don't walk through the hotel lobby counting money.

Ok I am confused lol.

, I AM MY OWN PIMP. ijs... Originally Posted by Gemma34

made me LOL
do you self- bitch slap?

For what??..

To-don'ts

Guys, unless you are in a Las Vegas resort, don't walk through the hotel lobby counting money. Originally Posted by CalvinHall

Just did that, won some coin on the games. Had no issues.

Please do not bring sweaty balls I wont be able to put them in my mouth...