If you are desperate ladies, Run a Special. Get SL to help you with a creative ad. This Board is an excellant resource of information that can help you if you just use it for that purpose!

I admit it took a while because as men we can be a bit dense and are not known to actually "listen" to a woman.........

Looking back I think we can all acknowledge that the cries for help have been there for many years......Her history of NCNS is of mammoth proportions. Her previous handle? NIGHTMARESALLY? who's NCNS reviews had titles like:Nightmare Sally tuned into a nightmare. nightmarishly, horrible TCB, Electricfeelnow's chance to come clean, Unprofessional behavior, ncns argh!, Stood up by Electric Feel Now,


I think our determination to help NOW is driven by a little shame that we did not recognize the need was there sooner.....that she would inform us of her immune disorder, post on her blog about other conditions. yes she does need help but I think it is outside of our field of specialty. the following is a non paid commercial endorsement:



But then YOU came along...... Your pain and anguish and the desperate plea for attention could not be ignored any longer.... How could we? We saw it here in threads... We heard about it in reviews... We discussed it amongst ourselves privately... we read it in your words on your blog.... we saw it in your Craigslist ads.....Don't forget the you tube video of her comedy career that made everyone stand up and say... "that was comedy?".

We came to realize it was time to act and not just ridicule..... Yes we found out that the State of Texas will have the attorney General summon possible fathers for a paternity test after the baby is born, I are sorry this could not have been established before your last gang bang session. I am sure anyone who saw you the first half of Aug. has already lawyered Up or should.
Just imagine being forced into raising a child with this trainwreck (lack of beeter term I could use here) I bet you are glad that you didn't have our quarterly gangbang until the end of August. the desk below my not have been fictional!
Quoted from EFN provider ad.
"**Scheduling now for RESCHEDULED Gangbang/Bukkake Event!**
Every month I have a Gangbang/Bukakke event where you can either enter for Bukkake only (BBBJ and touching allowed) or for Full Service (full access) - all at a discount from normal rates. If Bukkake only, you can play or touch while Full Service members get their fun in and everyone gets to be a part of the grand finale

Friday Dec 19th *
Bukkake Only - 70
Full Service - 140

Email me
if you are interested or if you have more questions! I will send time and directions after screening.
thebeesknees1102@hotmail.com"



Wait..... You will See.......

A time will come when EVERYONE realizes the profound effect EFN has had on the male members of this community......I think that list of names on her blog and a few others that she has outed from the hobby would be sufficient recognition I believe you established the "turning point" where some of us became less self centered and decided to no longer look at you and others as "providers"...... Now.... we have opened our eyes and hearts to seeing you all as real people with needs that we can help with.....yes real people like some the guests of the Springer show. I heard even Maury (who's heard everything) couldn't keep a straight face when he asked who she thought the father might be After catching up on your blog I can only ponder at the train wreck you have evolved into. I can't wait for the photo shopped images of you with the baby pooch and the stretch marks edited out.




When DFS was trying to gather a list of possible fathers the list provided looked like this.






It's an EFFEN New Day in HobbyLand! Thanks for the shout out

Originally Posted by Whispers

R and B Fan & Sibera what would your dolls represent about you? Troll for me is a no brainer. Originally Posted by Still Looking

BugleBoy

BAT SHIT CRAZY HOBBYIST.... more coming soon!

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WHISPERS / The Godfather

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Originally Posted by Still Looking

That's a no brainer for me either: Bullwinkle, the original no brainer. I may not the smartest character in the cartoon (I mean Rocky went to flight school and well Mr. Peabody is a dammed smart beagle. (He invented the WABAC machine well before Dr. WHO) But I am the only one on the show who is hung like a moose and secretly banging Natasha Finale!)

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WHISPERS / The Godfather

Cinnamon Shark

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Originally Posted by Still Looking

But it's what we do so well? Originally Posted by Whispers

that must be without the Lederhosen then... Originally Posted by fun2come

You know me better than that! Coming soon!

RandB fan's Favorite Book: Antlers in the Treetops by Who Goosed the Moose.

Well, BSC BugleBoy thought it was funny. Laughed until his hair turned purple. You can't get that color out of a bottle unless you were in a German hair solon during the 80s. Just saying... Originally Posted by BugleBoy

BugleBoy (Straight Tie Version No Drinking)

SL--thanks for fixing the tie. I had noticed that but all things considered it was something that I was prepared to live with.

Now, with a straight tie, I will be able to do miracles... Might even update my Avatar. Originally Posted by BugleBoy

Lady killer!

Famous BAT SHIT CRAZY Providers coming soon!
EFN
ClaireSheBlows


Originally Posted by Still Looking

Oh! Oh! Oh! Do me next!! Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Ok once I get the doll I'll get it UP in 6 1/2 seconds!