From Lovely Natalia to "Citizen44"

IDFWU stands for I Didn't Fuck Wakeup...just to make that clear...

Camille I'm very sorry if my post was offensive to anyone. I'm not trying to defend anyone and feel we all have the right to express our opinion. Personally for me it would have been much clearer to have posted a negative review if that's how he felt he was treated. It is not appropriate to hijack a positive review by another client simply to blast the provider being reviewed.

If as you say she was out of line in her response...? Oh well she said what she wanted to say. I do agree most have been very cordial regarding the matter.

Again I apologize if my previous comment was offensive to anyone. Out!

^^^ I completely agree with posting his own no review vs hijacking someone else's. Good point.

Dear Citizen44,

You know, I'm just tired of assholes like yourself trying to trash girls by speaking negative about them, switching stories around in their favor and/or just plain fucking lying. I mean why do you feel the need to do that? Does that make you feel better?? Or is it because you think I don't have a voice, or a way to defend myself? Because to MFs like yourself I'm just some "wet-back", non-English speaker little whore from an agency who's ignorant and unaware of the things posted on this board ?? And can't say or do anything about the lies and bs you feel like posting about me ?? How little do you know me, I know how to put things together better than FBI can... Man I have let a lot of sh!t which has been far from the truth go, many times. God knows I have lol... Including the non-sense speculations made by "Seeya104" I just let his stupidity and ignorance speak for himself on the one... But enough is enough your comments have beyond crossed the line with me. I honestly thought "seeya104" was one of the Dumbest MFs I ever met, but I gotta say you're UUUP there with him. I think people should always get ALL the credit they deserve for being Stupid, and you my friend have earned ALL of it. Explain to me how does the fact of me putting LUBE and ORAL SEX FLAVOR GEL in my vagina before each session translate in to me not taking a shower ??? I mean how else am I supposed to get wet?? By the good looks, charming personality and sex skills YOU DO NOT POSSESS??????
That Wednesday morning you came to see me at 11:30AM, you were the my FIRST appt of that day. The power had actually went off earlier that morning so K didn't schedule any appts until for after 11:00, so your assumption of me being "lubed" from the "previous guy" is ALL WRONG!!! I would NEVER see a client without DETAILED cleaning up, EVER. My Pussy is SPARKLING CLEAN AND JUICY for EVERY SESSION. There has NEVER being a complaint on that matter, on the contrary there's always good, positive comments in regards to it, such as "great smell all over" "super clean" "smelled and tasted Great" etc..etc... As a matter of fact K knows not to schedule me appts any less than 30 mins apart, as I not only Detailed clean after every session but also re-touch my make up and hair, so it looks fresh every time I see a client. Why? Because not only I am a woman that likes and enjoy taking care of herself but, also because I respect my clients who have chosen to come see me, and I know they're expecting to see somebody that at least tried to look good and sexy for them. And because I take my time to do my hair and makeup I don't shower with clients before or after sessions, is just not my thing. Which by the way you DID NOT ask me to shower together before the session, you asked at the END and yes I did declined. #1 To not mess up my hair #2 cause I did not want to spend another minute close to you. I could sense the type of jerk you are.
Calling me a "Hoe Ass" in private tags... Wish you would to my Face!! I CANNOT stand Mothef*ckas like you who look down to providers and somehow think you're better than us. Smfh Yes, I give my P*ssy for money but YOU pay MEEEE for my P*ssy how the F*CK does that make you better than me ???????? Originally Posted by IDFWU

Seeya104 gave you a glowing review, why are you insulting him?
And just how are you able to glean what name citizen44 called you in private?
Did you learn that from your one and only white knight or are there more?
Now citizen44 has clashed on more than one occasion with a provider on this board so he might not be so clean but there's always a way to handle things. Bashing every dude who sees you is not one of them.

Well..white knights at their best...they be getting fee puntang or what?

Many girls use lube, but most apply it right before intercourse. But just because a girl lubes before a session doesn't mean she has not cleaned up before the session.

A lot of girls shower but don't wash their hair each time. I could see why those who are trying to protect their hair would not want to shower with a client. They wouldn't be able to control the water as much. It could get splashed into their hair.

Unless there were other signs, such as odor, one cannot state as fact that the provider does not shower between appointments. However, it would make you wonder and it can have an impact on the session. It clearly did for C44. Originally Posted by BFCjosh

All the above. One cannot come to the conclusion that a provider has not cleaned up simply because she was lubed from the start. I have encountered a few agency girls who were lubed from the start.

It's highly unlikely that she wasn't cleaned up since this would be a basic necessity, though I have no idea about Natalia's cleanliness. I stopped going to this agency ages ago, after they pulled a "bait and switch" on me.

Also, this "female" account probably violates several guidelines.....according to the "ECCIE Administrator Handbook".

IDFWU stands for I Didn't Fuck Wakeup...just to make that clear... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Why does every thing have to always be about you. This is my personal hate thread! Can't you let me enjoy my moment under the spotlight?

Personally for me it would have been much clearer to have posted a negative review if that's how he felt he was treated. It is not appropriate to hijack a positive review by another client simply to blast the provider being reviewed.! Originally Posted by Ur_1_only

I'm really surprised you would actually want me to write the no review as you have obviously taken over AH's PR and review-AD arraingement. When was it decided that you are the one who decides what is appropriate and what can be written in a review?

I don't write reviews anymore. If i did, I would have another 50 reviews of great ladies. Mia, Venus, Rachelle, Ariel Ainsley, Constance Kox, all the Dallas traveling ladies, etc, etc. Now if i have an experience I want to comment on, I just find the most recent review for that provider and put it there. There are a ton of WK's always posting little positive comments among a sea of over-hyped reviews. I only tend to comment when I think the guys would benefit from some of the opposite experiences. Does this mean most of my comments will look negatve? Yep. Do I care about that? Nope. It's just my experience and YMMV. Feel free to ignore them like I ignore all of your AD's.

Now citizen44 has clashed on more than one occasion with a provider on this board so he might not be so clean Originally Posted by Out_of_Bounds

Both times were due to true comments written in Private.......this is a review board for the guys........if a provider doesn't want to get her panties in a wad, she should stop reading what wasn't directed to her or don't present something negative to comment on.....IJS

Thxs, I consider it a compliment
and the taint comments are a
constant treat.


Flavor lube is something I haven't
tried. Have you Pyramider? Originally Posted by siberia

The ladies do not need lube when they see me ... 1.3" of dangling death does not require lube. But at home ...

I've actually have seen many women take a shower or bath without getting their hair wet.
Shower cap. Originally Posted by LuckOfTheOrient

Shower cap in the shower isn't sexy though. Unless your into elementary cafeteria lady shower sex fantasy.......

I don't even ask black women this anymore.........they won't even let you touch their hair much less chance they will wet it.........sorta like gremlins lol.

Why does every thing have to always be about you. This is my personal hate thread! Can't you let me enjoy my moment under the spotlight? Originally Posted by citizen44

It's not the first hate thread, and it certainly won't be your last...you'll have more chances...

I don't even ask black women this anymore.........they won't even let you touch their hair much less chance they will wet it.........sorta like gremlins lol. Originally Posted by gimme_that

Although I've heard of this.....I see a lot of black providers and have never come across this issue....I grab a handful like any other and just do what comes natural....no complaints yet....

IDFWU stands for I Didn't Fuck Wakeup...just to make that clear... Originally Posted by Wakeup

You sure it doesn't stand for "I'm dripping for Wakeup"?....You've been known to say, bitches lov'em some Wakeup....js

I'm so sick of these whack as providers crying when someone gives an adequate review. Here's a notice: all Pussy isn't the same, all women Dont f$ck & suck the same either. Just because we got a nut doesn't mean we had a good time. If you are fat ... You are fat... If you need a dentist... Then go see one. And lastly personel hygiene is a must! The same as you would expect from us.

Lastly to all of the Captain " Save a Hoe" dudes out here ..chill out... she doesn't love you... She only loves $$$

Eccie is so much better than cable any day.