Tha only reason ennybuddy is a-gittin' a public scolding in this h'yar forum is onna 'count thet this is an a-nonny-mouse cormmunnity so we cain't drag tha l'il filly out inta tha town square an' put her in one o' them ol' fashun pillories, shave 'er haid an' whip 'er back raw wif a cat o' nine tails an' then pin a scarlet lett'r ta her clothes (like a big P fer "platinum pussy"). Well, we'uns culdn't dew thet nowadays ennyways thanks ta all them damned politically currect lib'rls, but sometimes it's jus' nice ta thinck whut tha Foundin' Fathers Wilda done.