What is this "OPEC" I keep hearing about. Fill me up. I mean in. :p

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  • Toyz
  • 02-18-2015, 08:35 PM
Ah've heard frum unner tha grapevine, thet no matter how friendly theys try ta make it seem, OPEC really is a cartel thet hopes ta sumday control the supply and price o' all tha pussy 'roundt h'yar. It's run real secr't like by sum secr't muslim sonuvagun thet lives o'erseas whut's been a-pullin' all tha strings like a master puppyteer. Yer all bein' played wurse then whut Obama's been a-doin'! Here's a pitcher one o'my sources sent me o' tha rascal whut's been upta no good.

Originally Posted by David.Douchehurst

You mean price fixin' like the Pussy Mafia DD?
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  • Loxly
  • 02-18-2015, 08:49 PM
Nice to have met you at the M&G.
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But without the drama. Lol!

Yeah, think of it as the guys' version of Hooker Church.

z Originally Posted by ztonk
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That OPEC chart is hysterical!! A joke, right??? I'm a newbie, but I read good!! Claire's reviews are consistently fabulous.
Toyz, I'm going to have to grab one of those applications from you here soon! I'm friendly, but I think I would like to be OPEC friendly! ��
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  • Toyz
  • 02-20-2015, 03:05 PM
Toyz, I'm going to have to grab one of those applications from you here soon! I'm friendly, but I think I would like to be OPEC friendly! �� Originally Posted by Kaylee Blue

KB, from what I've heard about you, you would be a BIG hit with the OPEC group...

Send me a PM and I'll discuss with you and might even design you your own "temporary" OPEC" badge.

What say ye o OPEC members, think KB has what it takes?
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
Askin' tha OPEC memb'rs fer a vote? Heck, jus' cut ta tha chase an' ask ol Sheik Yerbouti fer his seal o' 'pproval.
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That OPEC chart is hysterical!! A joke, right??? I'm a newbie, but I read good!! Claire's reviews are consistently fabulous. Originally Posted by joedon61
Kaylee Blue agreeing to be OPEC friendly would get my business fo sure

Toyz made me laugh on this one, and helps learn math and save money. luv this guy

Cool Story, Ho!

Heres one for you...if a Ho is making $300 a day...and the electric bill is $150...how many appointments does it take to keep the lights on?
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An Indie OPEC friendly KB would get a 10 in all categories from this Nutty East German Bavarian (good one Mr T).
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OPEC - Service , price and attitude.
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Another shameless plug for KG, Mimi & Charilee all OPEC badged...and a nod to a former welcome wagon girl as well...but you have to have premium access to see them.


Originally Posted by Toyz
50k/mth. on the hobby? Seems like you could do much better than what passes for quality on ECCIE these days, my friend.