*TBU (TUNNEL BUDDY UNION)

Toyz
02-22-2015, 12:29 PM

I love it! And it's CSB (you know, the opposite of BSC). Get that shit straight. Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

I'm sorry Claire.

When I see CSB my mind thinks "more Claire Bull Shit" and I just automatically type it that way (CBS). I think its a Freudian slip?

I'll honestly try to be more careful in the future.

Freud-in-a-Slip

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Hobart420
02-22-2015, 12:31 PM

There is a lot of symbology in all that bush right? Originally Posted by Whispers

My new obsession with the Chewiez.
It could get a bit crowded in them ther tunnels.

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Whispers
02-22-2015, 02:02 PM

This one could be a bit dangerous. 1/3 of Aphrodite's (or my) age isn't quite legal yet. Originally Posted by TemptationTammie

hmmmmm...... So we shouldn't judge her on appearance then?.....

OK.. got it......

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Whispers
02-22-2015, 02:03 PM

My new obsession with the Chewiez.
It could get a bit crowded in them ther tunnels.
Originally Posted by Hobart420

Chewies can service more..... 3 holes and two furry armpits......

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Still Looking
02-22-2015, 06:13 PM

Ladies I'd like to introduce you to *TBU. Tunnel Buddy Union. Were a group of guys that appreciate you being hookers! Most of us realize that there is a reason you are hookers. In almost every case it's to get from Point A to point B. You come in all ages, sizes and colors. Here are 6 (SEX) things you can expect from *TBU members.

1) We do not haggle or negotiate... EVER! We appreciate any and all specials you might have available including an ATF discounted rate. Some hobbyist no matter what the published rate feel it's a starting point and negotiate down from there even if the rate is already low. Not her at *TBU. we respect your published prices and services offered.

2) You can expect us to be on time, clean and showered ready to go. We know your time is valuable as is ours. It's a matter of treating you with respect.

3) Some *TBU members will bring gifts or tip. That's right, many of the hobbyist appreciate a job well done. We know that some of you ladies go above and beyond with your time and BCD activities. Its just our way of saying once again we "appreciate" you.

4) *TBU members will NOT use envelopes to carry the donation for your time. *TBU members will place the money in plane site spread apart so at a glance you can see the donation is all there.

5) *TBU members will write reviews and discuss the wonderful service you provide in both the Men's Lounge and Review Section. You can expect these reviews to be done in a timely manner. Once again all part of our respect and appreciation for you. All *TBU members will send a PM and or P411 request before contacting you to secure a session.

6) *TBU members will be respectful of your time. Each member will make every effort to be ready to leave when our time is up unless of course you as the provider tell us not to rush or offer a little OTC time as your appreciation for us. But before we leave we will ALWAYS say THANK YOU!

Ladies your thoughts? Want to support and be contacted by *TBU members? Simply place the *TBU logo in your sig line!

Guys Questions?

Interested in being a card carrying *TBU member? Here is what it will take.

1) Join P411 or have (2) active ECCIE reference
2) Have at least 5 reviews per year on ECCIE
3) Proudly display the *TBU logo in your sig line

Why ladies? Well it's because here at *TBU we think your "Simply The Best!"

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ztonk
02-22-2015, 06:39 PM

I hope my multiple certifications don't conflict with one another...

z

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fun2come
02-22-2015, 07:27 PM

So I am a full member of the BSC Club
Part time member of the OPEC Club
Partial member of TBU Club
Founder of the CBC (Cheap Bastard Club) and author of the CBGTP (Cheap Bastard's Guide to Pussy)
Co-Founder of the "We LUV Janele" Club
and to top it all I've been totally MiMi-fied

... and y'all wonder why I can't shoot straight