Hottest Hobbiest

This should fit the bill, Lexie.

Originally Posted by FrenchToast

No, I'm thinking more along the lines of Zorro, lol.


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As you can see...only hobbyist have made comments in this thread. I'm sure every provider has their favorite that's hot and wild in and out of the sheets. But most likely there will not be a provider that will make such comment in fear that we hurt another hobbyist feelings by saying one particular one is hotter then another.

My 2 cents added. Originally Posted by Cyndi Lyn

Ok... fair enough but we start list of tightest pussy, sexiest, best service, best smell, best tits, etc..

I guess we all consider the providers when we tell them to suck our balls and lick our ass. The ass thing is not me but it's said on here all the time. So let's not hurt anyone's feelings ok.

I'm in love with this provider the I pay to fuck me for god knows what sometimes. Really...

My two cents. :-P Just kidding babe. Remember Im becoming a pimp and I need a lineup.

My two cents. :-P Just kidding babe. Remember Im becoming a pimp and I need a lineup. Originally Posted by shadow12

Rumor has it that I already have enough pimps, so unfortunately, you will have go on the wait list. Cool?

No, I'm thinking more along the lines of Zorro, lol.


~ Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

ahhhh Zorro!

... I've been known to wear my Spider-Man suit for the ladies from time to time ... ; )

Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

Why why why would a grown man do this? Too funny I would kmsl

Just when you think you've seen it all...

Kind of hard to be inconspicuous (although there is zero chance anyone will recognize you) when arriving at an in-call, also do you then take it off or is there a trap door, lol?


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Lauren..."hobbiest"... Originally Posted by Wakeup

Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who's the hobbiest of all?

He is hobbier than the others,
This Hobbyist you seek.
He's not the Hobbyist Houston deserves.
But the Hobbyist Houston needs.

His wallet is fat.
His abs are lean.
His references are quick.
His junk is always clean.

He will cover the room.
At the Omni. Not the Palace.
But like they say about the hottest whores,
He probably lives in Dallas.

My clients are faceless, shapeless creatures who are masked behind a veil of mysterious anonymity...which makes them very attractive and nearly impossible to describe.

Seriously, if I'm gonna name which hobbyists are hot, naturally people would want a description of what I perceive as hot. The guys may not appreciate the fact that they are being physically described... Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Its okay, you can describe my legendary 1.3" of dangling death.

^^^it's 1.3 inches and I nearly died of laughter^^^

Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who's the hobbiest of all?

He is hobbier than the others,
This Hobbyist you seek.
He's not the Hobbyist Houston deserves.
But the Hobbyist Houston needs.

His wallet is fat.
His abs are lean.
His references are quick.
His junk is always clean.

He will cover the room.
At the Omni. Not the Palace.
But like they say about the hottest whores,
He probably lives in Dallas. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Rofl


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Hmmmmm ......

... YummyMarie describes a mysterious masked hobby character ...

... I've been known to wear my Spider-Man suit for the ladies from time to time ... ; )

Originally Posted by TheAntichrist666

Next time you should get the one with muscle pads, my nephew loves his.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall
Who's the hobbiest of all?

He is hobbier than the others,
This Hobbyist you seek.
He's not the Hobbyist Houston deserves.
But the Hobbyist Houston needs.

His wallet is fat.
His abs are lean.
His references are quick.
His junk is always clean.

He will cover the room.
At the Omni. Not the Palace.
But like they say about the hottest whores,
He probably lives in Dallas. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Damn straight!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall

But like they say about the hottest whores,
He probably lives in Dallas. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair

Once again...
Your wit and charm far exceeds all others.
I'm more than a little impressed...
A-Rod? Really?
Setting the bar pretty damn high there missy.
How the hell's a normal guy gonna complete with that?
Ain't gonna stop me from trying though...