short time rant

It has come to my attention several of my clients feel they have bee shorted in time....
well if that is the case I apologize that is never my intention if your in a session and feel it is moving to fast say something ( me or any other provider), but stop and think about the activities done in your session.... you want to bring up short in time what about our short in tip???? (not all but some) clients show up and have booked a "body rub" the rate is 120 that's for your rub but half of you want a bbbj or fs but do not think it is extra tip, news flash guys this is our job we are here to make money and if you want vip treatment then pay accordingly, otherwise go to a Asian spa where you can get whatever you want for 40 I am sure this will hurt my business and to be honest I have been in the hobby for almost 4 years and I am sick of trying to make sure my clients have a nice time go above and beyond to insure they have the best time I can possibly offer...we as providers deal with your horrible breathe when you want GFE and your swamp ass while ur on my table ( half the time u guys leave shit stains on my towels) and you can not understand why we are not just ready to give you a blow job
The rough constant grabbing some of you guys could not find a clit if your life depended on it and how dare we expect a tip and that is why a lot of us only see regulars or get out so go ahead pick this post apart or talk shit I am done with it all I have a selective few clients I will still see because they know what I offer in session and seem to have no problem with my timing
thanks for reading but please remember we may choose this as our job but you choose to come see us would you want us to come to your job and ask you to do more work for less money????? Originally Posted by RebeccaHillcroft
Spoken like the typical Houstonian provider.

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My Spidey senses tell me there is a handle change coming soon...
Nobody said whores were suppose to be sweet, fucktards made that shit up. Be fair and know how to fuck. Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus

There are providers and there are "those" providers. Real men know the difference between the two and take proper action.

smh
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Seriously guys. We've been through this. Wash your ass and brush your teeth- that's like bare minimum maintenance before you get laid.
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Seriously LADIES. We've been through this. Wash your ass and brush your teeth- that's like bare minimum maintenance before you get laid. Originally Posted by tbone77494
FTFY

Literally one day after burying the hatchet with one lady on this type of scenario, I had the joy today of paying $300 just so I could dodge kissing Miss garlic breath and then getting to dive into piss crotch. This is after I invited her to join me in a shower when we got the room and she turned me down. Forget bringing condoms, I'm bringing a hair net and dragging every provider into the shower on her time if she doesn't open the door wearing a towel and still wet from the shower.
FTFY

Literally one day after burying the hatchet with one lady on this type of scenario, I had the joy today of paying $300 just so I could dodge kissing Miss garlic breath and then getting to dive into piss crotch. This is after I invited her to join me in a shower when we got the room and she turned me down. Forget bringing condoms, I'm bringing a hair net and dragging every provider into the shower on her time if she doesn't open the door wearing a towel and still wet from the shower. Originally Posted by citizen44
Now That's fucking funny but you mean shower cap not hair net right lol
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Lol, quite right. I wasn't shagging the lunch line lady
Spoken like the typical Houstonian provider.*
All of your bitching about Houston here and in the ML is so tiresome, why don't you head back to Dallas with all.of the other 30k Millionaires?
Lol, quite right. I wasn't shagging the lunch line lady Originally Posted by citizen44
I didn't think so lol
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I take exception to all of the OP's rants except the finding the clit part. You got me there. I always brush my ass & wash my teeth before a date.
I take exception to all of the OP's rants except the finding the clit part. You got me there. I always brush my ass & wash my teeth before a date. Originally Posted by strongbad
what kind of brush do you use on your ass?
Ha!!!!!!
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^ I see a new ISO thread in the making