Date wear.

Pants ,check, no tp in bunghole, check, look inconspicues, check, Originally Posted by kinkyorca

Seems like you got it! Lol.

Funny thread.

As long as a gent is fit to be seen in public and is clean, I care not. Wear a nice dress and stockings, if you like. (And some have.)

However, don't draw attention knocking at my incall looking like Bozo the Clown unless the circus is in town.

I try to dress well, as in most times I'm out and about. Usually clothes that require ironing and good shoes. Nothing too complicated but certainly not crappy clothes. I also plan ahead an am showered and shaved. A spritz of cologne before going in, and breath strip, also helps.

Even though this is an economic transaction it should also be pleasurable.

The providers around here put up with way to many stinky ass slobs to not try a little to appreciate their time.

Funny thread.

As long as a gent is fit to be seen in public and is clean, I care not. Wear a nice dress and stockings, if you like. (And some have.)

However, don't draw attention knocking at my incall looking like Bozo the Clown unless the circus is in town. Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Can i wear a red nose at least?

.............................. .....................The goal should be to look unobtrusive and completely non-memorable to anyone you pass on your way in or out, imho. Originally Posted by Rudbeckia

this up here. what she said. more of it I agree with to but this part stands out and has always been a thought I've had.

I once had a gentleman show up in a complete BDSM outfit, black dress thing with cutouts for the boobs, which his man tits hung out of perfectly, black thong,collar, the works. The only thing was he had put this get up on in the car,and prepreceded to walk through the hotel parking lot,LOBBY,and hallway in this get up, ads and man tits flapping in the wind. Needless to say,I now ask my fetish clients what there wearing when they call to let me know they've arrived.

So,for me as long as your wearing pants,I'm good.�� Originally Posted by nikkivikkisix

this, ha, ha, ha! wtf(rak)? no fucking way! lol that's just fucked up. I bet the hotel staff was talking that day! heck, probably some YT videos somewhere! ha, ha!

by the way, thanks for a visual I would have never thought or imagined ever! dang you nikkivikkisix! I could have gone without ever knowing things like that happened! ha, ha! damn!

Unless you are some uber nerd with the Buddy Holly glasses and 50's haircut, stay away from the bowtie. Nerds can pull it off and make it look good. But unless you are bold enough to pave new fashion highways stick to casual chic. Bolo tie maybe? Originally Posted by H.Hardhat

what about the Doctor? Who? eh, I guess he could be considered a nerd but damn! he can control time and space!

Fez, check, leather apperal, check, zucchini in my pants, check. Moomoo check.

The proverbial "they" says you should dress not for the position you have but for the position you want.

I tend to show up dressed for cowgirl...

Can i wear a red nose at least? Originally Posted by kinkyorca

Absolutely! I even know where you can get one.

http://www.walgreens.com/topic/promotion/rednoseday.jsp

Good cause.

https://www.rednoseday.org/about

Boardman, I just want to rub that furry belly!

Ok, so red nose, neon jock strap, bow tie, black socks, flip flops, pasties, and a. Mullet. Kewl i feel ready to go on a date. Thanks so much.

this up here. what she said. more of it I agree with to but this part stands out and has always been a thought I've had.


this, ha, ha, ha! wtf(rak)? no fucking way! lol that's just fucked up. I bet the hotel staff was talking that day! heck, probably some YT videos somewhere! ha, ha!

by the way, thanks for a visual I would have never thought or imagined ever! dang you nikkivikkisix! I could have gone without ever knowing things like that happened! ha, ha! damn!


what about the Doctor? Who? eh, I guess he could be considered a nerd but damn! he can control time and space! Originally Posted by JustMeCLTXGG

I keep saying I'm going to write a book one day, I'm pretty sure I'm a porn star in India, already.lol.
God bless the kinky freaks of the world,that's all I can say!

Ok, so red nose, neon jock strap, bow tie, black socks, flip flops, pasties, and a. Mullet. Kewl i feel ready to go on a date. Thanks so much. Originally Posted by kinkyorca

Pasties with tassels and flip flops with rhinestones will give you that extra fashion flair. Maybe bedazzle that neon jockstrap, too.

Date Wear?

Depends on where is the date.

If meeting in a Galleria area Hotel, the provider should dress well enough to walk through The Galleria without looking out of place.

If meeting at a No-tell whose name ends with "Palace" or "Inn"; the provider should dress well enough to have walked into a local convenience store without looking out of place. That could mean gym shorts, tank-top and flip flops.

Whatever the case; the provider should NOT attract attention in any obvious "Hooker" weare (not actually sure just what that means).

If meeting at the providers in-call, the provider may wear anything she is comfortable in. I would hope her attire is fresh and attractive. she could answer the door wearing some costume, dressed like a stripper or naked.

Date Wear?

Depends on where is the date.

If meeting in a Galleria area Hotel, the provider should dress well enough to walk through The Galleria without looking out of place.

If meeting at a No-tell whose name ends with "Palace" or "Inn"; the provider should dress well enough to have walked into a local convenience store without looking out of place. That could mean gym shorts, tank-top and flip flops.

Whatever the case; the provider should NOT attract attention in any obvious "Hooker" weare (not actually sure just what that means).

If meeting at the providers in-call, the provider may wear anything she is comfortable in. I would hope her attire is fresh and attractive. she could answer the door wearing some costume, dressed like a stripper or naked. Originally Posted by ICU 812

Absolutely agreed, but the OP was asking what gentlemen choose to wear when visiting providers. Same common sense applies.

But, heck, if kinkyorca actually shows up at my apartment wearing all that, walks through the parking lot and gets past security, I'll GIVE him a session and think up an explanation later. (Long-lost 14th cousin escaped from the Crayola asylum? Free straitjacket upon departure. ) Photos will be posted.

I looked at the thread title and thought this would be about what kind of clothes providers wore out on real life dates - how disappointing.

What I wear varies on incall/outcall, time of day, weather, etc. I tend to choose to be more casual unless we are going to eat at a nice place. I want to blend in to the crowd and like to be comfortable too. Nice collared polo shirt and nice shorts or dockers is my usual fair. I have not been on session recently to a hotel but when I did I was in slacks and a button down shirt - I wanted to look like a business person who would be staying at the hotel.

Kidding aside, yeah i try to stay casual but like a little comfort too. I like large polos to cover my dinky doo , sweats and or baggy shorts, clean ones with no stains or holes, and of course i shower before . I wear running shoes or crocs . Ladies you can chime in what you like to wear too, no need to start another thread unless you want too. Pics would be great.