Whatcha thinkin?!

You ladies are think about more then that dick in your mouth?

You ladies are think about more then that dick in your mouth? Originally Posted by playingnthedark

Yeah, sometimes I get straight buddhist monk on that dick.

For the most part, sexual and/or cerebral multitasking is a motherfucker.

That's just the jenns honest truth.

I always though they were thinking "how long until this thing starts exploding and is he going to give me any warning?"

Deeeeeeeez Nuts!!! Originally Posted by !Julia Ward!

Hey girl heeey!!!

So this reminds me... our lil cannoli sausage is back in the country and is looking for you. He's all lean and buff now too... Mmm

Anyway I figured I'd be mad if I you didn't let you know...

Welcome back seeester!

Well said Mr. Happy!

WoW! I saw it on FaceBook and thought it would apply to this board.
Budman...have I broken any rules? I am as shocked by your response as I would be to something awful that Whispers has come out with!

I don't post often because of these attacks! Wow...just WoW!

I like ThreADs.

One should never underestimate the sexy innuendo.. Makes it more like flirting then shopping on Amazon.

I like watermelon too.

And puppies.. they are way cool.

Are any of you ladies thinking about watermelon and

puppies when you suck cock?

I like ThreADs.

One should never underestimate the sexy innuendo.. Makes it more like flirting then shopping on Amazon.

I like watermelon too.

And puppies.. they are way cool.

Are any of you ladies thinking about watermelon and

puppies when you suck cock? Originally Posted by harkontume

Now I am :-)

I have never thought about watermelon or puppies whilst...BUT, if giving a bj and edging my victim errrr partner, I tell him to think of kittens or Hillary Clinton...naked . I will now add puppies to the list.

With regards to the OP's question - hmmm...I tend to focus on my senses.

Smell: is a given. If I or an other provider is hesitant or less than enthusiastic, this should be a hint. Just sayin'.

Visual:Nice grooming! Or, Oh boy, this will be a challenge! Is he circumcised or not? Nice balls!

Touch: I ALWAYS start w/ my hands /oil (so if you see me - for crying out loud - do not silently freak out and start shoving my head to your crotch or ask if I am going to 'kiss it' - dammit)
I try NOT to think at this point. Call it a 'Zen' thing. If I am thinking anything it is, "how does he react if I move my hands this way? Ahhh! he gasped and moaned - good! What about this? Dang, I wish I had an ounce of coordination or three hands! Hmmm, I think he is getting close. - should I let him go or back off? (Insert Hillary Clinton/kitties/puppies thoughts). Truth be told, 2/3 of the time I don't make it to the next thought process.

Taste: Personally, I love zeroing in on a man's balls, first and foremost. (Note: hygiene is key!). It is delightful to listen to his excited response and a bit of a disappointment when a man says it does nothing for him
I am thinking and guessing about when to transition- listening to his breathing- watching his hands clench or thigh muscles contract.
All the while going to that 'Zen' state of the pacing, the connection, catching his eyes, being in the moment, sharing moments of dirty talk and showing him how to breathe (if he is open). If doing a pm, I am once again questioning my lack of hand and oral coordinator

Hell, sometimes, I just get nasty, do a sloppy wet bj and make him beg for mercy as his toes curl.
I have seen the OP in action and can give her a thumbs up.

Any of you naysayers who disagree w/ these posts...I thought we were here to occasionally discuss ummmm....errrrrr.....dang....w ait, it will come to me.........................


Oh! Yes! SEX!



(Oh yes, I also write long posts...part of my charm - bahahaha!)

Ah thinck of Hillary Cliton whist Ah'm jerkin' mah gherkin all tah dang time. It's butt sex mos'ly, tho. An' Ah'm pitchin', not catchin'.

Taste: Personally, I love zeroing in on a man's balls, first and foremost.

Balls are part of the apparatus and need equal attention. I've one of these I enjoy wearing during a BJ. Lots of fun with a lady who knows how to take them both in her mouth at the same time. Incredible sensation if totally smooth.

I just got a girl stiffie.

How soaked is the comforter under his ass getting?

Lots of fun with a lady who knows how to take them both in her mouth at the same time. Originally Posted by Zhivago52

That's more a genetics lottery than skill. Like palming a basketball.

Jennslolli: ha! True dat.

There is no stronger force in nature than balls trying to fight a stretcher and get back up into the scrotum. A warm environment helps.

Back to the OP's question....what am I thinking. I try not to think per se, but when I do....

- every mouth and technique is different, and I focus on the unique feelings she is imparting, similar to how I savor a fine wine

- hope she takes her time and doesn't make me cum too soon.

- hope she gives the boys some love

- when I'm close... I'm wondering pleasantly what she'll do with it.... i usually discuss preferred options beforehand; leaving enough for her to improvise and surprise

You know what providers think when receiving head? "Don't fart... don't fart... don't fart... don't fart." Which is why girls don't eat on appointment days. Which is probably why they're running late. Which is why they don't throw up on le penis.