From "Monty Python and the Holy Grail":
Nobleman: "How do you know she's a witch?"
Peasant: "She turned me into a newt!"
(everyone turns and looks at him)
Peasant: "Well...I got better!"
- CharmingChameleon
- 01-31-2010, 02:55 PM
- Texican1969
- 01-31-2010, 03:17 PM
"What did I tell you? Are you stupid or what?"
-Robert DeNiro in Goodfellas
-Robert DeNiro in Goodfellas
- 78704
- 01-31-2010, 03:33 PM
"To the death!"
"No! To the pain..."
Oh, hell; this whole page, basically: www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_p005.htm
"No! To the pain..."
Oh, hell; this whole page, basically: www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_p005.htm
- devilsdelight
- 01-31-2010, 05:03 PM
You're killin me Smalls!
- squiretuck
- 01-31-2010, 05:18 PM
More like trivia here, but, "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!...... You G-d dam right I did!!!" Good old Jack Nickelson!
Me, too, Roxanne!!
Me, too, Roxanne!!
- CharmingChameleon
- 01-31-2010, 05:40 PM
From "Diamonds are Forever".
"Hello, I'm Bond, James Bond."
"Hi, I'm Plenty. Plenty O'Toole."
"Named after your father, perhaps?"
"Hello, I'm Bond, James Bond."
"Hi, I'm Plenty. Plenty O'Toole."
"Named after your father, perhaps?"
- knotty man
- 01-31-2010, 10:12 PM
- flowerflower1
- 01-31-2010, 10:32 PM
yeah baby i shagged her rotten....
hello my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, now prepare to die!
as you wish
frankly scarlett i don't give a damn...
hello my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, now prepare to die!
as you wish
frankly scarlett i don't give a damn...
- flowerflower1
- 01-31-2010, 10:33 PM
your killing me smalls, comes from one of the best baseball movies of all time... the sandlot!
- knotty man
- 02-01-2010, 12:38 AM
- Guest030911
- 02-01-2010, 01:38 AM
- Dick Diamond
- 02-01-2010, 01:09 PM
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream that's my nightmare Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.
Apocalypse Now
Apocalypse Now
- rugby007
- 02-02-2010, 06:15 PM
One of my new favorite movies is the Hangover and there is a line that made me spit up my beer:
'I didnt know thay gave out rings at the holocaust?'
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/b...-the-Holocaust
'I didnt know thay gave out rings at the holocaust?'
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/b...-the-Holocaust
- gman45
- 02-02-2010, 07:42 PM
Tom Cruise
"You had me at hello"
And
"You complete me"
"You had me at hello"
And
"You complete me"
- JennsLolli
- 02-02-2010, 07:43 PM
Steve Martin recites some great poetry in The Man with Two Brains. If you listen closely, you can hear the same poem in LA Story.