Re: My only "no" review

chicagoboy's Avatar
Please be on time (whatever the agreed upon time is) and please be clean or ask of you can shower first - if you want to ensure laying a good foundation for "our time together will linger pleasantly on your mind for months to come".

Enough said. Originally Posted by RikkiCaruso
Did aduren have skid marks, or TP stuck in his crack? Did he smell worse than a hog processing plant? Did he both pee and spit his tobacco juice into the same coffee can?

Soap water & wash cloth in a clockwise motion because just soap and water still leaves a long trail of Toliet Paper Stuck To Your Asshole! Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
Counter-clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere?
You should take this opportunity to exam what happened, and try to correct the problem before it occurs again. Maybe you were having a bad day? Maybe you two didn't have any chemistry? These things can happen. Turning the blame around is a well known bullshit move. If you were ready to take the money, you should also be ready for the No review if you didn't do everything possible to make sure he enjoyed himself.

Always two sides to every story. I'm just not buying into your version. Originally Posted by H.Hardhat


there is always three sides of the story her side his side and the truth
SexyCassandra's Avatar
there is always three sides of the story her side his side and the truth Originally Posted by Azebella_amor
WRONG...4 sides to every story on ECCIE his side, her side, the truth and of course the story that is the most entertaining....
dearhunter's Avatar
"My only 'no' review" may equal........"My only honest review"
Mojojo's Avatar
Use you mandle and read the ros. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
I don't know, I think the "he smells" excuse has been a bit over used at this point.

And why are the ladies dumb enough to advertise the No review? Just let that shit pass. Originally Posted by Trey
They will never learn !!! I bet he smelled good enough to take that donation!!
Oh shit...I'm dying here,,,Can't. Stop. Laughing.

You fucktards stay away from baby girl. She's MY favorite. Originally Posted by boardman
RaWr...
bojulay's Avatar
WRONG...4 sides to every story on ECCIE his side, her side, the truth and of course the story that is the most entertaining.... Originally Posted by SexyCassandra
The worst thing about this whole ordeal is that the video in your
sig line isn't working.

Get that fixed girl, work with me here.
"My only 'no' review" may equal........"My only honest review" Originally Posted by dearhunter
or maybe her first honest review

I seez more in her future.

Such a shame with an ass like that.
Soaps is dangerous when your INDIAN they don't believe in soap or deodorant!! Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
You're prolly right. I went into the Shell gas station and omg! No one was in there but the owner. The ENTIRE store was reeking. It was so foul my eyes and nose started burning
hornfreak's Avatar
"Enough said."...that shit there is funny.....
Fancyinheels's Avatar
...4 sides to every story on ECCIE: his side, her side, the truth, and of course the story that is the most entertaining.... Originally Posted by SexyCassandra
universalenergy's Avatar
At what age do men learn how to wipe/wash their butt I wonder? Originally Posted by Seeking ~P
It is more like how big and fat these bastards are that cant reach around to wipe or wash their big fat ass?
AlexisMoore's Avatar
Its hot...dick n balls get musty fast!! I have a private incall, shower, soap, towels, and wash cloths.
Nothing worse then musty dick n balls.
chicagoboy's Avatar
Nothing worse then musty cooter. Originally Posted by AlexisMoore
FIFY.