embarrassing moments....... or just fucking awkward......?

I think my worst was housekeeping walking in on us while a provider was giving me a bj.. of course i think the employee was even more embarrased.. probably would have been great to get a pic of all of our faces.. of course once she left, it didn't take long to continue the session

Had one time I tried to take a shower after a visit. Only problem was that the notel had no cold water. Ever tried to take a shower with just HOT, HOT water??????????

Another time, went to take the shower afterward and when I got out, the water handle fell off !! Could not turn shower off. She had to call office as I was leaving. Originally Posted by Pistolero

Agreed. Spoken or unspoken. ...I will continue to laugh. It burns calories if for no other reasons. Originally Posted by SexyCassandra

Had house keeping walk in while me and a provider were in the 69 position. We both screamed " we're ok thank you" i always make sure the "do not disturb" sign is out from then on. Originally Posted by kinkyorca

Had the exact same experience!

I would have to say it was with my hubby. We saw a provider. He wasn't really into it. She was hot and fun. But on pills or something couldn't talk well and really slow. So he fake cum with her. He got up almost fall down doing it so fast. Lol because she turned around so fast to look at the condom. They were in doggy position. She told me I think he faked it. I knew he did lol I said no he didn't. I was like why did you do that? He said I was ready to stop. I told him no more faking. It was pretty funny seeing him faking it. Lol

I would have to say it was with my hubby. We saw a provider. He wasn't really into it. She was hot and fun. But on pills or something couldn't talk well and really slow. So he fake cum with her. He got up almost fall down doing it so fast. Lol because she turned around so fast to look at the condom. They were in doggy position. She told me I think he faked it. I knew he did lol I said no he didn't. I was like why did you do that? He said I was ready to stop. I told him no more faking. It was pretty funny seeing him faking it. Lol Originally Posted by Raquel Ryder

That's hilarious.

Opps... I just shit in my pants... Be back in a min or two.......

Going to town on DATY and couple more licks was going to push her over the cliff as her hips were lifted, belly going into spasm, ohhhhhh ohhhhhh slipping out of her lips and then the hotel fire alarm goes off and everybody advise to proceed to lobby. Talk about bad timing.

Going to town on DATY and couple more licks was going to push her over the cliff as her hips were lifted, belly going into spasm, ohhhhhh ohhhhhh slipping out of her lips and then the hotel fire alarm goes off and everybody advise to proceed to lobby. Talk about bad timing. Originally Posted by romab

I would be so annoyed

I think my worst was housekeeping walking in on us while a provider was giving me a bj.. of course i think the employee was even more embarrased.. probably would have been great to get a pic of all of our faces.. of course once she left, it didn't take long to continue the session Originally Posted by momo

That has happened to me before I was so embarrassed

There was this one moment where a hooker I know got her thug, gang member friends to beat up another hooker...it was pretty embarrassing...

Here's the story from this post
http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...0&postcount=38

I'm in Kansas City with a new crew, and they went to pick up a SW from Independence Ave. They had me under the impression they had picked up more than one. So, when I go to the room she's in the "aroma" overwhelmed the hell out of me. I threw up all over the hallway. I threw up going back to my room, in the shower, and the next day at work when the subject came up again. Plus she robbed the guys in the room. They left their wallet on the desk alone with her for some odd reason and she got them for around $1800.

I've been deathly afraid to come across that scent again.

When I got caught wiping IT off on a providers curtains afterwards, I wasn't as embarrassed as she was pissed phahaha

My funny was was with MzLuvly. I was hitting it doggie and ready to blow. She spun around to catch it. I went to grab the condom to pull it off but instead of grabbing it by the base, I grabbed it closer to the tip. I extended my arm all the way up and locked it out. It took a quick second to realize I had a condom locked on my dick and the tip still in my outstretched arm. She was still starting to move in to catch. I don't think she quite saw was going on yet. Then the condom finally slip off and snapped me in the face. That's the first time in my life I ever laughed while cumming.

The scary gross one was with a young latina provider who moved recently. I won't name any names but her initials are TM. We got together, I was having fun with her. I was on her in mish and flipped her over started to go in and noticed I was covered in some stuff. I'm not sure with side of her it came out of but it was not a good thing. She said she was feeling okay and that she had her monthly visitor already. It was disturbing because of the "texture" of it all. Ok ok ok....go back and read the first one and laugh som more.

I was I. The champagne room with a dancer at Penthouse, (now vivid) she wa straddling me and we were making out and we hears this creak. We stop , then go back to what we are doing and we hear it again , only louder this time. Once again we stop an then resume. Finally we here this loud crash and this girl scream "dammit" the couple on the other side broke the couch and crashed into the table. She and I bit out toungues and we're trying not to laugh as the manager and waitresses came back to see what happened.