Drunck posting yea i said Drunck

"channel your inner Brook"......that is fucked up funny.

Murdering Rat Bastard is always to blame. Why do you thinck carkido didn't show up? Surely he's not skeered of womenfolk? Originally Posted by TexasGator

Excuse me dummy if you would tell me when and where next time maybe I'll show up.

trust me i dont want that title.....CEO of the MILE HIGH CLUB looks better on me!!

Oh hell no!! That's my title ... but I luv you, so we can share. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Exactly

Now wait does that mean that this is a provider add? Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Any more then i thinck an AA meeting would be required!! Being able to drink alot i didnt thinck was attractive except to frat boys!! But thats what i get for thinckn!!

Damn 3 margaritas and three beers did this BDS shit you are a lightweight. Now can I get you a shot and sit back and watch what happens darling Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

to all that DONT GET THIS THREAD, it was to LAUGH thats all!!!


Boardman you told me NO? does this mean i cant sit on your lap anymore Please tell me yes I would hate to have to dye my hair Blonde and put my stripper heels back on for Wakeup!!

BDS, I have a lap..

BW you got caught trying to cockblock all the guys in Houston and while that may never have been your overt intent, grouped together it's really funny. Originally Posted by Wayward

Caught? I was not hiding.

Boardman you told me NO? does this mean i cant sit on your lap anymore Please tell me yes I would hate to have to dye my hair Blonde and put my stripper heels back on for Wakeup!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Now we're getting somewhere!

Caught? I was not hiding. Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Brooke,
I'm glad to see you are OK. I was beginning to thinck that it was my responsibility to call the authorities and file a missing persons report. I really didn't want to do that cuz husbands are always the prime suspect.

Excuse me dummy if you would tell me when and where next time maybe I'll show up. Originally Posted by carkido45

I love it when you talk dirty and call me names.

(Just don't tell Wakeup. He's insanely jealous.)

Im gonna do more than sit on your lap.....provided you shave your pubs!!!

BDS, I have a lap.. Originally Posted by notanewbie

Im gonna do more than sit on your lap.....provided you shave your pubs!!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

WTF?
Kicked to the curb just like that.
NAN was smitten as soon as she started talking.

TG looks like we gotta be movin' on, bro.

You sure you didn't get Tanya's number?

trust me i dont want that title.....CEO of the MILE HIGH CLUB looks better on me!!
Originally Posted by babydollsnow

Can I be Sr. Vice President of said club?

I thought you would never ask!!

Can I be Sr. Vice President of said club? Originally Posted by luxury daphne

BM, you have a hobby wife....I gotta wait my turn but i do see something happening in the future!!!

So until then Im gonna fraternize with all MY FAVORITE CITY'S MEN!!

My pubes are shaved quite nicely BDS

I wax.

BM, you have a hobby wife....I gotta wait my turn but i do see something happening in the future!!!

So until then Im gonna fraternize with all MY FAVORITE CITY'S MEN!! Originally Posted by babydollsnow

I thinck she might be cheating on me. She has become very distant and doesn't even cook me dinner anymore. I'm really not sure what to make of it.

You go ahead and get it out of your system with all your other men. Ever since I got married my PM has been blowing up with all the girls that want what they thinck they can't have. I'll just be Cattin' around.