Pleasures and major airlines? Maybe we should make our own.
An interesting thought : A short round trip: say, Dallas-Houston, Washington-New Your, or Seattle-Portland, some shuttle route like that. Schedule a long session with a provider and take her to the other place for a mid-day "lay-over" at a nice hotel near the airport— and fly home in time for rush hour. Six hours overall ought to do it.
The "pleasure" in flying involves the hand job under the blanket during the 45 min flight each way.
Tell the family you are going to the office and tell your boss you have a doctor's appointment.