Thank you for going slow for this Summa Cum Laude graduate. I didn't know I was speaking with the one card carrying mensa member who spreads her legs or takes a load to the face from whatever fat nasty middle aged has a stack of $20's for a living. And looking at your picture I probably would keep the Ulysses S. Grant.
Just remember that next time you get your crotchless panties in a bunch. You have a few orifices that are useful and in a few years you won't even have that. Now go suck some dick.
Originally Posted by Wizbull0
Oh goodness gracious. In a twist on the classic "Hey, I'm gonna wave my dick around so everyone can see how big it is" you whip out the Summa Cum Laude accolades. Guess what sweet cheeks? I graduated Summa Cum Laude as well. I was also awarded departmental honors, as well as membership in an honor society. So now what?
Some of us choose this occupation because we enjoy it, not because we lack options. However, I do wish to congratulate you on your spectacular SPA. Being the intelligent fellow that you are, I am sure you will find a way to figure out that little acronym.
Toodles.