Contest!!

Early morning has come and gone. When are you going to announce me as the winner?

What happened to freebie fridays?

How about the F-5 Discount ?

(Freaky Friday Fun Fuck Fest)

...you know, F-5. Like the tornado.

Or the F-5 Special.

Or Ravin's F-5 Special.

One of those should fit nicely in your showcase.

When are you going to announce me as the winner? Originally Posted by emptywallet

Isn't that a little presumptuous Mr EmptyWallet? I assure you it is quite the contrary. Lol

But never mind that, I do believe Mr EmptyWallet is right. I think we are all anxious to know the results girl.

You can call me EW.

The ladies call me ewwww (well that's what they say when they see me).

I read the winner would be announced early Friday morning. Maybe it's 10/02.

You can call me EW.

The ladies call me ewwww (well that's what they say when they see me Originally Posted by emptywallet

Well that's a little awkward and coincidental, they say the same thing to me followed by a disappointing look. I sound better on the phone

Early morning has come and gone. When are you going to announce me as the winner? Originally Posted by emptywallet

Gentlemen (& emptywallet ), please continue to bear with me. And thank you all for being extremely patient. But it's not my fault you are all so talented at advertising that I'm having a heck of a time trying to decide on just one name! But I will announce the winner very soon!

Ravin's Friday Special: Get Your Balls Off For 1/2 Off !!!

It also works with,,,,,,
Ravin's Friday Special: Get Your Cock Off For 1/2 Off !!!

Or,,,,,
Ravin's "1/2 Off To Get Your Cock Off" Friday Special.

Or,,,,,
Ravin's "Get Off For 1/2 Off" Friday Special.

I really like the last one,,, it hits all the right notes.

Too much creativity man....great!

Ravin's Friday Special: Get Your Balls Off For 1/2 Off !!!

It also works with,,,,,,
Ravin's Friday Special: Get Your Cock Off For 1/2 Off !!!

Or,,,,,
Ravin's "1/2 Off To Get Your Cock Off" Friday Special.

Or,,,,,
Ravin's "Get Off For 1/2 Off" Friday Special.

I really like the last one,,, it hits all the right notes. Originally Posted by SCRAP

Finally, this is the moment you've all been waiting for! Thank you all for being so patient. I sincerely apologize for taking as long as I did to decide. It really was difficult choosing only one winner. I just couldn't do it.

And that's why, after an exhaustive evaluation, I have 2 winners!

For the Name:
Wahoo32 with Carpe Ravin Friday!

For the Slogan:
T8stegr8 with several outstanding ideas!
1~ Have all your cake for half the dough!
2~ 50% off my regular rates for 100% of my regular services!
3~ Half off gettin' off!

Both winners receive 1/2-off hour & half hour sessions any day of the week for the duration of their hobby lifetime (or mine, whichever comes first!)

I hope you all enjoyed playing as much as I enjoyed reading all your submissions! And to thank you for your patience, I would like to award every contestant who submitted an original entry: one coupon good for 1/2-off one hour-long session for any other day of the week besides Friday. I hope that helps to make up for the ridiculous amount of time it took me to finally reveal my winners! Thank you all, gentlemen!

P.S. And in case you were wondering why it was just so hard to decide, here are all the other entries that came so close!

Honorable Mentions (in no particular order):

Freaky Friday - twice the fuck for your buck! by just fun

Ravin's F-5 Special (Freaky Friday Fun Fuck Fest) Like the tornado by SCRAP

Half off, full nut! by emptywallet

Once upon a Midnight's Reary! by Asorluv

Fantasy Fridays by tandyscone

Half your cake and eat me, too! by ck1942

I will be PMing everyone with info on how to use their coupon. If you have not heard from me within the next three days, let me know so I don't leave anyone out by mistake. Thanks again, gentlemen! I definitely had an awesome time!

Awaiting your fantasy,Ravin

What else? FryRavin !

You're a little late. This thread is well over a year old.

Well, I think that's an excellent submission and since I'm still honoring my discount until the end of this year, he (& all other interested hobbyists) still have 4 more Fridays to take advantage of my half priced sessions!*

And since I like his submission so much, I'm giving him an honorable mention prize, which is a 1 hour session for half price on any other day of the week he chooses to schedule it for.

Congratulations, tonylanz! I look forward to seeing you soon!

*Check my showcase for all the details. And don't forget, gentlemen, you only have until the end of December to have all your cake, for half the dough!

Ravin's Fuckin Friday Fever Special

Ravin's Friday's Festiball, all squirts welcomed.