Favorite Witty Quotes

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
~Oscar Wilde

I don't care what you say, as long as it's about me.
~Fallout Boy

Experience is what you get, when you don't get what you want!

"I never loved you... You where just the best
part of a bad situation" Stewy from Family Guy

**Piss poor planning in your part does NOT
constitute an emergency on mine**

It is not whether you win or lose it is how you play the game...

I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song

Great Haste makes great waste....
M.M.

“ Without publicity a terrible thing happens – nothing.”

"Cry me a river"... ~My mother~

It's really hard to be the smartest person in the room.
~Cortigiana Onesta

~Wherever there is a scrubby horse there is always a scrubbier bush to tie him to~
My mother always used to say that. One day I asked her what she meant, and she said to me this.... There is always someone for everyone, no matter what they look like. Indeed my mother is wise.
M.m.

There Is only one thing In life worse than being talked about, and that Is not being talked about.

The funny thing about common sense is its not that common....

What's the difference between a penis and a boneus?
your wife will blow the bonus

What's the difference between a penis and a boneus?
your wife will blow the bonus Originally Posted by Anthony Guido

Also: "when your weak you're beat"

It's really hard to be the smartest person in the room.
~Cortigiana Onesta Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

It is really smart to be the hardest person in the room.
~me